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Born and breed in god country.
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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a Geordie pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender, who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I
can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across his lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers
into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
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If only I was English.....
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Had to have a second look at pic 15....with that awful blue colour the Zed looks just like a scubbi
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Glyn,
You want to use Firefox as you can then tab between as many sites as you want....
Does not help typing skills thou.
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Glyn...we meet again..welcome back to the dark side.
You here because the SQL error.
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Is there not a chaps witht the name Cornish Kuro around here somewhere.
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Steve
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welcome aboard Yorky.
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As for disks....Try RJN.
They did have a spare old set for me....they were second hand but only because they upgraded 10 350z and had the old disks they were not worn, just surface rust only.
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I think eddmac also from here has reply elsewhere..
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Two men from Dundee were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a Haggis. She gasped and gagged, and one Scot turned to the other and said, "That little burd is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Scottish hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no.
He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the bottom.
The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of Haggis and began to breathe on her own.
The Scot sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick manoeuvre always works."
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Two Irishmen were staggering home from the pub after an evening knocking back the Guinness. They were taking a short cut through a churchyard, tripping over the gravestones. Suddenly Murphy starts talking about the longevity of his ancestors.
"Look - there's Patrick Murphy aged 87, and Sean Murphy aged 89".
"Why, that's nothing" said his companion. "There's a stone outside where the fellow was 135".
"What was his name?" said the other man.
"Miles from Dublin", came the reply.
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Steve
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350znismo,
I was about to purchase Avery Clear labels to make my own in time.
You just saved me £24, how much are they as will never get 350 posts by then.
Steve
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Gents,
Now have six people from the other forum...come boys if you want to come book soon.
Steve
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I have nothing to hide.
Steve
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This is the sexiest that you will see from a brit car
It's been confirmed today that James Bond will drive an Aston Martin in the remake of Casino Royal.
Daniel Craig, who will play James Bond in the film, which is due to be released in November 2006 by MGM/Sony, visited the Aston Martin headquarters in Gaydon, Warwickshire, on Friday to view the featured car. While there he met Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Dr Ulrich Bez, and members of the workforce and also took the opportunity to take a short test drive.
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Hi,
Is there really such a North South divide on the colour front as per frappr shows.... www.frappr.com/350zuk
PS we even have Big Yellow from Taiwan on there now, but will not center map to include him yet.
Steve
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Val,
You know there is one other
, but did not want to link the 2 as some would et upset...
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A few pic and small video of Schumi and 2006 car.
http://www.sportautomoto.it/cgi-bin/ima ... to1280.jpg
http://www.sportautomoto.it/cgi-bin/ima ... usetto.jpg
http://www.sportautomoto.it/cgi-bin/ima ... ro1280.jpg
http://www.sportautomoto.it/cgi-bin/ima ... pancia.jpg
http://koti.mbnet.fi/tbkclips/yosssi/Nu ... o_2006.mpg
Val, what is he talking about...way to quick to get anything out of it.
Also you got any relatives with a camera near Fiorano on friday and Saturday.
Steve
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edd,
This is a mota forum is it not....
Sorry could not resist, I am not big into footy so will not be there but good luck.
Steve.
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As in not safe at work but one for Val.
G35 for the uk ?!?!?!?
in 350Z General
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I saw lots out in the states and they are great.
At a distance they are not the easiest to tell apart from a 350z....well to the wife that is.
Word of warning it creates a splinter group worse than the "which colour" is best. It whats better the Z or the G.
steve