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  1. Mailed them to see how we can get club stand....Will let you know what they come back with.

     

    In the meantime extract from web site.

     

    To enter a car, it’s just £25, including the Driver:

    Admission on both show days (worth £20 per day)

    Evening entertainment (see weekender page)

    Discounted ‘Club Track Time’

    Discounted tickets for passengers (weekend passes £30)

    Discounted on-site camping (additional £20 per car)

  2. The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK

    government's youth opportunity scheme and employ young people from

    Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought about after a recent

    documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to

    remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of

    Euros worth of high-tech equipment.

     

    Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold

    move by Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labor.

     

    As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has the

    advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crews first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12

    seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the Mclaren team for 8 bottles of Bud, 12 wraps of speed, and some photos of

    Coulthard's bird in the shower.

  3. All,

    What about making the Ripspeed event at Donnington the first big meet.

     

    Seems to be near the middle of most of us, slightly further up north but there is quite a few up in Manc-Land.

     

    The evening entertainment looks good too. what do you think.....

     

    Steve

  4. Stephen working on electoral register....you may not haave been moved on that....may not be able to vote until you do.

     

    Also from the site if you want to be removed from their search:

     

    All Electoral Roll removal requests should be sent by email ONLY to UK@b4u.co.uk

    For Urgent removal requests from our Electoral please Call 0906 345 6000

    Please note calls cost £1.50/min and will not last more than 5 minutes.

    Removals should take no more than 7 days

     

    Do not pay them...just make them remove you for free via mail.

     

    Steve

     

    has me at my old address, but my wife at my house. I think I've just been evicted :lol:
  5. Nick,

    Welcome to the place to be

     

    Was quite good when went to pick up a camera on Thursday.

    The chaps wife complement me on the car....

     

    Thing is I was in his garage at the time with:

    Georgeous Caterham VX

    Maseriti 4200 Spyder

    Ferrari 550 Maranello

    and a BMW 330 outside.

     

    Steve

  6. 1. Women wear high heels to bed.

    2. Men are never impotent.

    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

    4. If a woman gets busted m4sturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with 5perm.

    6. Women enjoy having 5ex with ugly, middle-aged men.

    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a bl0wjob.

    8. Women always 0rgasm when men do.

    9. A bl0wjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

    10. All women are noisy ****s.

    11. People in the 70's couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

    12. Those t1ts are real.

    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-3rect pen1s and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c*m.

    15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

    16. Double penetration makes women smile.

    17. Asian men don't exist.

    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having 5ex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of sh1t out of you if you shove your c0ck in his girlfriend's mouth.

    19. There's a plot.

    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the a$$.

    21. Nurses suck patient's c0cks.

    22. Men always pull out.

    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily p1ssed off before ****ing the both of you.

    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

    25. When a woman is sucking a man's c0ck, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

    26. A$$holes are clean.

    27. A man ej4culating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c0ck there.

    29. Men don't have to beg.

    30. When standing during a bl0wjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

  7. A man in Wales buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

     

    After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.

     

    The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

     

    The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

     

    The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

     

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

     

    So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

     

    Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.

     

    Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again.

     

    He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

     

    Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive home, and falls listlessly into bed.

     

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are

    lying in the grass.

     

    No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

  8. Suggest we leave as is...at least for one month further.

     

    Even as information has been gathered from here and used against members I still beleive in free access for all.

     

    Thanks to the Admins for the gives us a say in how this site is run.

     

    Steve

  9. Waiting to buy one also, inside track from MS is there will be lots come March if you wait....therefore will kill off the profiteers on ebay.

     

    COD2 looks great. What is PG like, and can we setup multi-player games to get 20 Z against each other.

     

    David- you just got to be handicapped as you already won a real 350z by proving your skills

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