Guy in my work claimed he got a 130mph car chase (in an old vectra) from the cops on a country road coming to work one morning.
He eventually pulled over (as he was getting bored).
When the cops approached the car they said " You should apply for the traffic cops the way you drive, you'd be perfect for the job"
Yeah , Yeah replied Davie I'm going to be late for work he said, so they gave him a police escort all the way there.
He's got a new story every time you meet him, I just agree and look amazed, he thinks i believe him.
He said last week his mate and him went to Vegas and his mate won £200.000 and offered to split it with him, but Dave declined as "that's just the way i roll"
Guy's a complete Banger.
lol