Zugara

Welcome mate. Ipod.... select the tape via the button.. You will need to push the tape mechanism into "play" mode in order to get any sounds. I just stuck a pen into the tape slot and pushed it into position. Failing that you will need an empty tape. Hope this helps?

I was looking at this number plate

Question.... How do yo know when Moron Brown.. Oh sorry Gordon, is lying?? Answer His lips move... Think most of what comes outta his mouth is bullshitarinio any way... UP the BNP

Cheers guys, some of these comments made me larf!!! It annoyes me as it does others that we all have to keep a close eye on anything we own these days and of course there is no re course. I would never dream of doing any damage to another persons car no matter what it was. But i would like to look at other cars that are unusual or sexy.. yes just like our zeds.... without some one shouting "Oi wtf are you doing...?" But that is our society these days. Just seems such ashame that anything nice always seems to attract the w4nkers and not the genuinely intersted people. They just look on wondering what they can do to destroy what people work hard for... If they managed to lever themselves off state benefits they too could enjoy the spoils of nice things and respect what they own. Not that i am saying all doley sh1t bags (DSB) are of the same mind. With this little tw4t i personnaly would love to cut off his thumbs and shove them where... welll yo know. The mother is/looks like working class, but obviously dont care too much for the upbringing of the future crime wave. I will keep you posted what happens next......... Porridge anyone?

Ok, here is the story..... and how should i deal with the 10 year old twanker? Sitting at my table last night having dinner, i saw a flash of blue walk past my beloved zed... Hmmm what was that i thought? So NOT being a nosey neighbour i got up to investigate. What i saw made my blood boil.... a 10 yr ish old kid laying on his back under my car arms outstretched under the chassis fiddlling with something. I shouted down to him( i live in a town house) Oi wtf are you doing? With that he got up and said umm umm I was looking for something!!! Me:- stay away from my car or you might get hurt.... Kid:- Whatever! Me:- I am being serious buddy. Leave my car alone else you might get hurt.... Kid:- Ok. He then wandered off to his flat where he lives, looking back at me and smiling..... What i would do to teach him a fricking lesson in respect.... Later last night i went out to check around the zed and noticed that some stones had strangely found there way onto my wiper blades and a small chip in my screen, also several stones, about the size of walnuts were lying around the front and side of the car........... Anyway, by now i am really p1ssed off and saw his mother smoking at her kitchen window, wandered over and asked her if she could keep any eye on her son and explained the going-ons.. Her reply was that he is bored and being couped up in a flat makes him frustrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So i asked her if that gave him the right too fiddle and throw stones at my car? Her reply was that it couldnt be her son because he knows better and promptly slammed the window... So apart from giving the kid a respectful smack, so to speak, what else can i do?

Citronella Oil. Mix with water and spray around car and flower bed, that will do the trick, done it with my garden and keeps them off. Failing that paracetamol helps too. Do what i do, collect the cat crap and take it back to the owners garden and tip it over their grass. It really annoyes them but they get the fricking point to keep the vermin indoors.

Saw you about 1545 heading north bound on 27/04/10. looked