JT1703

During one of her daily classes, a teacher was trying to teach good manners,and asked her young teenage students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." "What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table, nor to be so graphic about the urgency of your bodily function." "And you, Johnny, could you use your brain for once and show us if you have any good manners?" "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very close friend of mine, to whom I sincerely hope I may introduce to you to, after dinner.' " The teacher fainted.

Just a blast out South Deeside Road to Banchory and stopped for a chat in the car park ( whilst trying to avoid being run over by the local boy racers in their Novas !! )

awwwww sweet

I saw them all too

.... heading south on Anderson Drive , Aberdeen at 7.15ish this morning

Herbie If you're heading from Ellon give me a shout and I'll hang on for you so we can have a mini convoy into town ! ... I was going to be latchy too anyway

Probably wise , no worries

Adrian , PM sent

Do you just drive around Aberdeen looking for Zeds all day & night ?!?!? I hardly ever see any

Looking forward to being able to put some faces and cars to names

Wheels being fitted on Friday ( a day late for the mini meet ) so expect some pics over the weekend

There are more Zeds going to the "mini" meet than the main one at the end of the month I'll be solo tomorrow as well

That'll do for me Cheers

I don't know what anyone looks like ..... would just be my luck to park next to and start yapping to some random stranger who just happens to drive a Zed and is on their way to JJB or the pet shop !! Stew , wear those shorts again ( Google Photo ) ... I'd recognise those peelie wallie legs anywhere

Probably been answered a million times on here but I did have a quick check and I'm pretty sure it's right but I'm just double checking ........... Just ordered a new set of 19" wheels and tyres. The tyre sizes I ordered are 275 x 35 x 19 and 245 x 35 x 19. I am pretty sure that these are the correct sizes but would this not give a smaller side wall on the front tyres compared to the rear and therefore look odd ?!?! ( 96.25mm & 85.75mm ). Would 245 x 40 x 19s on the front not look better ?? ( 98mm ). Sorry for obvious duplicate post but would rather get it right before I splash out !

Thought it was a secret..... See you there dude! shhh no-one else will have noticed !!

Damn , wont give me time to get my new wheels on !! I'll be there though

Was actually laughing out loud reading that lot ... superb

I could give you a shot of my '86 Capri so you can roll up in style

V6 private Plate in Westhill would have been me

80mph on 3 wheels ... maybe on a straight road with a following wind but wouldn't be going round any twisty bits at that speed !!

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