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Just go this email. Should I reply......?

 

Good day,

Am Hamed Fareed, a merchant in Cuba,I am suffering from esophageal

Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my

health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only

about a few months to live according to medical experts. I have not

particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone

not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never

generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business

as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I

now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make

all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second

chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from

how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed

and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and

extended family members and as well as a few close friends and Schools

Cuba. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want

this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have

distributed money to some charity organizations in London and Ireland.

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self

any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my

accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity

organization in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to

themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be

contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which

is the huge cash deposit of USD$4.6 M (Four million six hundred

thousan dollars) that I have with Financial Firm Abroad.I will want

you to help me collectthis deposit and dispatched it to charity

organizations and dont let themknow that it is I Hamed Fareed that is

making this generous donation as the holy book does not allow this. I

am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I

wait for my time to come, I will appreciate your utmost

confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I

dont want anything that will Jeopadize my last wish. and Also I will

be contacting with you by email as I dont want anybody to know cos

they are always around me.

 

Hamed Fareed.

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This was the best one i got

 

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY.

 

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase

everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks

within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your

credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on

your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to

play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call the speaking clock in

America and Russian sex lines. This virus will crash your car and cause your

insurance to be null and void.

 

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR S**T TO FLOAT TO THE SURFACE AND BE "UNFLUSHABLE" WHEN

VISITING AT FRIENDS HOUSES.

 

It will smoke ALL your marijuana and drink ALL your wine & beer and eat ALL

your chocolate. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

 

It will leave the toilet seat up, switch your spray deodorent with hair

spray, your eye make-up remover with nail polish remover, your shaving foam

with hair mousse and your aspirins with sleeping pills while dating your

current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to

your Visa card. It will cause you to be mysteriously overdrawn on your

overdraft at the bank (most probably due to all those hotel rendezvous). It

will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive

tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the

interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a

Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave you with no clean underwear and put

that lost black sock in your whites wash. It will not only convert your low

fat margarine to salted butter but also refill your skimmed milk with full

cream and cause you to put on loads of weight.

 

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

 

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard

you'll wish they made Pampers for grown ups.

 

Send to everyone .....

 

p.s. In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.

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Hi mate you probably have got an email from the following, check it out:

 

http://www.419eater.com/

 

You can either do two things:

 

1.) Ignore it and delete from your email

 

or

 

2.) Have fun and get them to send pictures of themselves doing funny stuff like on the weblink :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

Love that site. Have you seen the one he gets the guy to make him a wood carving of his head, then says that a squirrel has eaten it on the journey across? Class!!

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I'm tempted to wind him up. Maybe askign for a picture of him in hospital? , TBH couldn't be ar5sed wasting my time.

 

What is annoying is how they get your emails in the first place. Mine's Hotmail, (easy I hear you all say), but it didn't even detect it as Junk.

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Wind him up and post all your findings on here,if you dont give me his email address and i will

 

 

Reply to: hfareed02@excite.com

 

Excellent!! Louis, tell him that to prove to you that his intentions are honourable, he must send you a photograph of himself playing air-guitar with a large fish.

 

You have no idea the lengths these desperados will go to! :blink:

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Wind him up and post all your findings on here,if you dont give me his email address and i will

 

 

Reply to: hfareed02@excite.com

 

Excellent!! Louis, tell him that to prove to you that his intentions are honourable, he must send you a photograph of himself playing air-guitar with a large fish.

 

You have no idea the lengths these desperados will go to! :blink:

 

:notworthy::clap::notworthy: Sir, I doff my cap to you....yes a large fish, or perhaps express your concern for his immortal soul and ask him to convert to the church of the flying spaghetti monster, all hail his noodle appendage, and thus need to see him in full Pirate regalia :boat::evil:

 

EDIT - it occurs to me that no-one will have a clue wtf I'm on about...see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvnlANy5kzo

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Hi mate you probably have got an email from the following, check it out:

 

http://www.419eater.com/

 

You can either do two things:

 

1.) Ignore it and delete from your email

 

or

 

2.) Have fun and get them to send pictures of themselves doing funny stuff like on the weblink :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

Love that site. Have you seen the one he gets the guy to make him a wood carving of his head, then says that a squirrel has eaten it on the journey across? Class!!

 

Dude that was one of the funniest postings ever. When he had the rat fattend up from all the wood carvings was a classic ha ha legend.... I love the trophy room of pics where there are so many cool pics listed like:

 

tope3.jpg

 

jerry_ifanyi1.jpg

 

mark_makuti.jpg

 

thompson_koulibally.jpg

 

Picture courtesy of 419eaters.com

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AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

 

 

To my poor Hamed Fareed,

 

I am so sorry to hear of your current state, I cant believe how generous you have been with your money and totally understand the reasons why you have taken the path of the good Samariton. I wish there were more of Gods great creatures like you.

 

I am so surprised you chose me, how did you find my email?

 

You may already know of me but let me introduce myself anyway, my name is Laura Lopez, and I run an investment in development company called Anusmiboi PLC, our market is helping underdeveloped countries have a chance in growing economically. We recieve a lot of funding from succesful people who wish to help other people in under develope countries grow financially.

 

Perhaps it is by the Lords guidance rather than coincidence that we are currently looking for a candidate who would be willing to start a successful Pottery Company in an under developed country economically where you are based. But as of yet not had any many ideas of where to start or who to help us with such a search. We are looking to invest up to 76,000 US Dollars + training, travel expenses, and food to and thro the USA to start the company up, the kind of company will be one where authentic cultural vases and bowls are made and then imported over to here for sale. We are looking for someone who is talented and buisness minded and knows about pottery and cultural vases.

 

Perhaps now may not be a good time to be asking you if you know of a suitable candidate because of your current situation, I am so worried and my heart goes out to you. I wish I could help you, but I share my bank account with my sister Jennifer, and lately I cant get hold of her as she is always busy with her music concerts.

 

 

I look forward to hearing from you my Fareed, my heart goes out to you you brave soul kinded man. i wish there were more men like you, not like my bastard ex boyfriend who I found out later was more into men than me.

 

Anyway Please take care

 

 

All my Love

 

Laura

 

laura.jpg

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There's an exact same scam in the letter's archive. How about using that one.

 

OK. On with the old faithful "art company" introduction.

 

From: Brian Anthony

To: Hamed Fareed

 

Dear Mr. Hamed Fareed,

 

Thank you very much for your very interesting email, however I am afraid that I will be unable to help you at this time. These next three months are by far the busiest and most profitable period for my company and I cannot give any time to anything other than finding new artwork for our galleries especially wooden carvings.

 

You may already know of me since it was you that contacted me. My name is Brian Anthony and I am the director of Brian Anthony Fine Arts & Artist Scholarships. We are dealers in fine art and ethnic art from all over the world. We run eight art galleries and two scholarship centres here in the UK. We also offer scholarship donations to aid up and coming new artists who may otherwise not have the financial means to be able to produce or improve upon their work. Our scholarship payments range from between $25,000 and $150,000 depending on the potential of the artist.

 

I am sorry but I am unable to enter into your business proposition at this time, however if you have any contacts in your part of the world who may be artists that you think may benefit from our financial help then I would be very interested to be put in touch with them. We are especially very keen on promoting new artists with experience in wood carving and will be happy to offer a very generous $25,000 to $150,000 scholarship package to young or old artists with good potential who may benefit from our help.

 

You may see some of our latest recipients and awards on our website (just click on the "visit this page" link on our homepage).

 

If you know of an artist who could benefit from our financial help and who would be prepared to produce work for us to sell or promote then please do let me know.

 

Again I am sorry that I am unable to help with your proposition at this time but I wish you luck in finding somebody to help you.

 

Sincerely,

 

Brian Anthony

Director

Brian Anthony Fine Arts

 

Will this poor dying cancer victim be able to do some work for me before he kisses goodbye to this mortal world - surely not?

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