Blond Girl:

[350Znismo]

Blond Girl:

 

A trucker stops for a red light, where a blonde jumps out of

her car and knocks on his door.

"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load", she warns

him breathlessly.

The trucker ignores her and continues down the street.

When he stops at the next red light, the girl again catches up, jumps

out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly:

"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her and continues down the street.

At the third red light, all out of breath the blonde gets out of her

car, runs up, and knocks on the window again.

"Hi, my name is Heather", she repeats, "and you are losing some of your

load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next

light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and

runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it,

he says:

"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a gritter!"

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