teddyonholiday Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." Continuing, he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence." the man says again. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," the man says for the third time. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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