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Photoshopping that picture of your girlfriend on the beach so she has a smaller arse is an unwise decision. Consequently, showing said photoshopped picture to your girlfriend will only end badly. Alas, I say this from experience :blackeye:

On the plus side I got left in peace all night to play xbox :yahoo:

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:doh:

That is awesome!

Thats worse than me saying at 9.15pm on a friday "sorry hunny,i would have been home 30 minutes ago,but i was doing something for my car"

That did not go down well either!

Can you photoshop Husky?

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Sadly it is a true story, looking back it was rather dumb but i was looking for something to practice on :blush: I was younger and a little "stupider"

She cried for approximately 10 mins, was angry for approximately 10 hours, and punished me with banning bedroom activity for 10 days. Granted she only made it to 2 days before giving in :lol:

 

Yes I can photoshop but I'm limited on time at the moment, if you PM me what it is and what you want done I can see if I can get a chance to do it inbetween playing minecraft :ninja:

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Sadly it is a true story, looking back it was rather dumb but i was looking for something to practice on :blush: I was younger and a little "stupider"

She cried for approximately 10 mins, was angry for approximately 10 hours, and punished me with banning bedroom activity for 10 days. Granted she only made it to 2 days before giving in :lol:

 

Yes I can photoshop but I'm limited on time at the moment, if you PM me what it is and what you want done I can see if I can get a chance to do it inbetween playing minecraft :ninja:

 

Wow John you are on my level. I have always believed in honesty and when my missus said do you like my new hair (she had it cut very short) I said she looked like a young boy. This upset some what but my recovery of "I didn't say I didn't like young boys" wasn't the best panick recovery I have ever done!!!

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Her - "Does my bum look big in this (insert any "what do you think, how do I look" question here) darling?"

You - "No of course not sweetheart, you look fantastic"

 

:thumbs::D

 

Sadly it is a true story, looking back it was rather dumb but i was looking for something to practice on :blush: I was younger and a little "stupider"

She cried for approximately 10 mins, was angry for approximately 10 hours, and punished me with banning bedroom activity for 10 days. Granted she only made it to 2 days before giving in :lol:

 

Yes I can photoshop but I'm limited on time at the moment, if you PM me what it is and what you want done I can see if I can get a chance to do it inbetween playing minecraft :ninja:

 

Wow John you are on my level. I have always believed in honesty and when my missus said do you like my new hair (she had it cut very short) I said she looked like a young boy. This upset some what but my recovery of "I didn't say I didn't like young boys" wasn't the best panick recovery I have ever done!!!

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Sadly it is a true story, looking back it was rather dumb but i was looking for something to practice on :blush: I was younger and a little "stupider"

She cried for approximately 10 mins, was angry for approximately 10 hours, and punished me with banning bedroom activity for 10 days. Granted she only made it to 2 days before giving in :lol:

 

Yes I can photoshop but I'm limited on time at the moment, if you PM me what it is and what you want done I can see if I can get a chance to do it inbetween playing minecraft :ninja:

 

Wow John you are on my level. I have always believed in honesty and when my missus said do you like my new hair (she had it cut very short) I said she looked like a young boy. This upset some what but my recovery of "I didn't say I didn't like young boys" wasn't the best panick recovery I have ever done!!!

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

sadly yes i am one of the eternally honest no matter what even if it might cause a giant @*!# storm people :blush:

 

tbh it was just a bad picture but a nice location.

 

I got away with in the end because I hoestly told her i preferred the before picture. which was true. :shrug:

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Sadly it is a true story, looking back it was rather dumb but i was looking for something to practice on :blush: I was younger and a little "stupider"

She cried for approximately 10 mins, was angry for approximately 10 hours, and punished me with banning bedroom activity for 10 days. Granted she only made it to 2 days before giving in :lol:

 

Yes I can photoshop but I'm limited on time at the moment, if you PM me what it is and what you want done I can see if I can get a chance to do it inbetween playing minecraft :ninja:

Fantastic :clap:

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