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One for eddmac


steve_b

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Two Irishmen were staggering home from the pub after an evening knocking back the Guinness. They were taking a short cut through a churchyard, tripping over the gravestones. Suddenly Murphy starts talking about the longevity of his ancestors.

 

"Look - there's Patrick Murphy aged 87, and Sean Murphy aged 89".

 

"Why, that's nothing" said his companion. "There's a stone outside where the fellow was 135".

 

"What was his name?" said the other man.

 

"Miles from Dublin", came the reply.

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