Its true - honest it really is!

[Emperor Ming]

Young lad in town applies to join the special constabulary - my town this is - and is accepted.

Goes through all the selection process and is due to collect his uniform TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

Went out last night and got slaughtered. CCTV picks him up walking out of town at 3:30am and not knowing who he is follows him with the camera to make sure he gets safely out of town.

He passes the underpass and gets up onto the main dual carriage way out of town and is making good progress. (Great lighting and several CCTV cameras in plain view.)

Suddenly he stops, turns around and leans face in onto a lamp post.

Fidgets around in his pants and pulls out his little man.

I know what you are thinking. Leave the poor lad, he is pi**ed and having a ****, but, oh no.

He proceeds to have a quick tug or ten and empty's his man juice all over the lamp post - oh and all down his trouser leg - just as a panda car arrives.

Guess he wont be getting his uniform today - well not until after he leaves the cells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ming the gobsmacked

PS It is all saved on camera for posterity!!

He is arrested GLAND IN HAND

[M13KYF]

Was he caught white handed....

[buds]

Oh dear of all the things to do before you sign on and collect uniform

 

I have quite a few mates in the police, must refer them to this story! lol

[Emperor Ming]

One bloke at work said he was 'excited about his new post'.

Ming the Gobsmacked

[Liam's Z]

One bloke at work said he was 'excited about his new post'.

Ming the Gobsmacked

 

LOL

[nikos]

what, and he isnt going to get the job now?

 

I always said the police were a bunch of t*$$ers

[Digsy]

Hilarious!

 

Doubt they'll show it on You've Been Framed though.......