lomoto Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK. > >> > >> HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES. > >> > >> HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY. > >> > >> HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT. > >> > >> YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE, > >> > >> I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME. > >> > >> > >> BROWN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES, > >> > >> MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME, > >> > >> SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL > THE > >> > >> DAYS OF HIS TERM. > >> FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD. I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND BROWN WAS A TREE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tmJak Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Heard Woggers quote this on Radio 2 earlier, it's even funnnier when you read it in his voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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