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hey guys................... i got a lovley girlfriend now.................. :teeth:

 

me and charlie are just friends................. she and her friend are staying here on the saturday night...!! :)

 

Yeah but does your lovely girl griend know? :scare::boxing::headhurt::lol:

 

yeh she duz.............. :thumbs:

 

I don't know stuey, girl's are like bus's none then 3 come at once. ;):lol:

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Decent. B)

 

im a straight and up front fella............ :teeth:

 

I can imagine it now....

 

Stuey - We are having two lassies of tinternet stay over!

 

GF - No we're not

 

Stuey - Yes we are.

 

GF - No problem

 

Stuey - :scare: cool.

 

Stuey sheepishly pushing his luck - And you girls can all snog and I'll watch.....

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Decent. B)

 

im a straight and up front fella............ :teeth:

 

I can imagine it now....

 

Stuey - We are having two lassies of tinternet stay over!

 

GF - No we're not

 

Stuey - Yes we are.

 

GF - No problem

 

Stuey - :scare: cool.

 

Stuey sheepishly pushing his luck - And you girls can all snog and I'll watch.....

 

 

:lol::thumbs:

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well me girlfriend............( collette ...36 yrs.......size 8.....blonde....lovly bum.......!! ..) is lookin foward to the meet.............. :thumbs:

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well me girlfriend............( collette ...36 yrs.......size 8.....blonde....lovly bum.......!! ..) is lookin foward to the meet.............. :thumbs:

 

Don't tell us, tell Charlie well miffed that you have not told her :headhurt:

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

 

PMSL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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well me girlfriend............( collette ...36 yrs.......size 8.....blonde....lovly bum.......!! ..) is lookin foward to the meet.............. :thumbs:

 

Don't tell us, tell Charlie well miffed that you have not told her :headhurt:

 

 

sorted.................. :thumbs: we just look out for eachother..!! :thumbs:

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

 

PMSL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

il have a video camera running especially for you jay.....!! :lol:

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

 

PMSL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

il have a video camera running especially for you jay.....!! :lol:

 

Make sure you have one of those 2 minute long tape's stuey ;):lol:

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

 

PMSL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

il have a video camera running especially for you jay.....!! :lol:

 

Make sure you have one of those 2 minute long tape's stuey ;):lol:

 

2 mins?????? loads of foreplay going to be going on..... :D

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

 

:lol:

 

You forgot the background music of Tim singing Jump in my Car.... :scare:

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

 

PMSL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

il have a video camera running especially for you jay.....!! :lol:

 

Make sure you have one of those 2 minute long tape's stuey ;):lol:

 

a 2 minute tape is all i need for 3 girls......!! :lol:

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

 

PMSL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

il have a video camera running especially for you jay.....!! :lol:

 

Make sure you have one of those 2 minute long tape's stuey ;):lol:

 

 

PMSL :lol::lol::lol: and thats including foreplay :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Sorry Im confused, stuey is having a threesome on the tenth, His G.F is gonna be watching, Louis is not happy, Little Miss is climbing through the window, then walks in gixxer with his double decker wearing a cravat..

 

man Im in for one serious messed up dream tonight, its like a porn movie gone wrong!! :headhurt::headhurt:

 

:lol:

 

You forgot the background music of Tim singing Jump in my Car.... :scare:

:lol:
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hope ally isnt dissapointed................... she can join in too.............!! :thumbs::lol:
Dude all i can say is its fun, until you get confused with who is doing what to who. Then you realise you have two hands, two feet, a penis and a mouth and all is sorted :thumbs:
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hope ally isnt dissapointed................... she can join in too.............!! :thumbs::lol:

 

Stuey she would destroy you, i know beleive me :wheelchair:

 

 

:lol:

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hope ally isnt dissapointed................... she can join in too.............!! :thumbs::lol:

 

Stuey she would destroy you, i know beleive me :wheelchair:

 

 

:lol:

 

 

now you tell me..................!!!

 

i didnt know she was looking for a spare seat............ :scare:

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hope ally isnt dissapointed................... she can join in too.............!! :thumbs::lol:
Dude all i can say is its fun, until you get confused with who is doing what to who. Then you realise you have two hands, two feet, a penis and a mouth and all is sorted :thumbs:

 

Or until you get bored with being ignored and go and make a snack!

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hope ally isnt dissapointed................... she can join in too.............!! :thumbs::lol:
Dude all i can say is its fun, until you get confused with who is doing what to who. Then you realise you have two hands, two feet, a penis and a mouth and all is sorted :thumbs:

 

Or until you get bored with being ignored and go and make a snack!

When there are women involved, id never get bored! However bring back a cucumber or two :lol:

 

Just dont make the mistake of a pineapple! :surrender:

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