AK47 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 ... all the way from Galway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 and to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddmac Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 And from Cork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikos Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 could I hijack this topic to invite you to tell your favourite Irish jokes - or do we live in an age where it is un-PC to tell an irish joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikos Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 you can all tell an 'english' joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 you have the go-ahead for the best of Irish jokes. Stick the politically-correctness, we are not as touchy as some other forums are we now guys? the one I found funny was about the Irish PC virus.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikos Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 why did (insert generic Irish name) wear two condoms? . . . . . (in best Irish accent) 'to be sure' . . . . 'to be sure' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure06 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 what do you do if an Irish soldier throws a pin at you? run like f*ck - he's got a grenade in his mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 keep them coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddmac Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 What about english jokes? A englishman, irishman and scotsman were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The scotsman was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. ......had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The englishman was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back, " But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. The irishman was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your country has some of the best bars and scenery in Europe, your humour is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The irishman replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks. "Please tie that english b****** to my back." (Courtesy of Mark) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 nice one ! (tell mark it made me laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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