USRSF - The Pentagon

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The Pentagon announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

 

 

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the

following facts about terrorists :

 

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS

 

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

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