Pumpkins

[Zummertor]

Police arrested man S, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Thursday. Man S will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.

 

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for mmiles. At least I thought there wasn't." He stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

 

Man S went on to state that he pulled over to the side fo the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

 

" I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Man S apparently failed to notice the Wimbeldon Municpal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until office Brenda T approached him.

 

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." Said officer T. " I walked up to man S and he's working away at this pumpkin." Officer T went on to describe what happened when she approached man S.

 

"I just went up and said, 'excuse me sir, but do you realise that you are sc£$%ing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin ? Damn... is it midnight already?"

 

pumpkins ? camels ?

[Trev-the-Rev]

Where do you get em?

[Sarnie]

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