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Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water!

 

If you are going to post, you have to have a come back too because your Mom's so fat, her only way of flying is by haulage from the underside of a chinook

Your mum is so fat the Chinook couldn't get airborne!!!

And I bet all that tax goes towards saving the environment..... no really it does .... honest.....

Just bought a JDM here and I'm being stiffed for £400/year

 

Try owning a Z in Ireland - €1,491 road tax!

:lol:

I guess the poor little kitty just didn't like Tesco Value Cat Food (Or whatever they get in the US)

I'd have to agree. They had a photo of him on holiday in Thailand in the newspaper today. They were saying he went alone and bought lingerie and child's clothing. How could she not escape or make herself know when he was away in Thailand sunning himself for a couple of weeks alone?

It certainly doesn't all add up at the moment.

Your mum didn't just fall out of the ugly tree, she hit every branch on the way down...

I'm very interested in knowing as a new stern is top of the list of things for my new JDM

The thing is we don't know what sort of culture this individual has grown up in, and what is seen as acceptable in his local community.

Not trying to make excuses for him (I think it is very wrong and he is a sick fecker), but knee jerk kill the paedophile reactions rarely help. There was a case a few years ago where a small island (I believe it was near Australia) that was under British rule had an outcry because all of the men on the island had been accused of being paedophiles.

On the island it was tradition that all girls were married off when they hit their 14th birthday and they were usually married off to men in their 30's. This had been going on for hundreds of years so nobody on the island had any problems with it and it was seen as completely normal, however some bureaucrats had wandered over found out this was happening and tried to bring the full weight of the law to bear. This was originally reported as a paedophile cult living on an island.

After trying to use the law to lock up all the men who had done this they found out that every man on the island had done it and their wives were not happy at the thought of losing their husbands and I believe they eventually backed down feeling stupid and it never got talked about again.

I agree that this case is very different on the face of it, but nobody yet knows the full truth of the incident, maybe we should reign back a little bit until we do know what has happened, then we can talk about stringing him up by his todger .

Buy her flowers. Place in vase on top of TV. Buy/borrow/steal a cat. Throw cat at flowers from a seated position just as wife is about to enter room.

 

Sorted.

 

New tv.

Unfortunately her dad can repair TV's, I'd have to get the cat on him as well.....

Your mums so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

(Best stop now and let it get back on topic)

last time I saw your mum she was 38-26-36.......

That was just her left arm!

The Kuro's have great reviews, sl114, im a big fan of forza, so anytime you want a race let me know

 

my tag is Team Lizard

Will do mate, i have not even looked at setting it up yet, but will let you know when i do

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pioneer-PDPLX50 ... 50-1359930

Can still buy them at the moment. Unfortunately I can't afford it at the moment

Waiting for our existing CRT to finally die before I try and convince the wife that blowing £3,000 on a 50" plasma is the way to go

Stunning piccies but meh, BMW doesn't do it for me.

The most fun with BMW's is telling my friends who have Alpina's "Nice Beemer"

Gets them every time

Looks bloody horrible

Make that a definite for me (Pink pass has been granted )

Thank you very much

One less newbie question to ask

Right I am now positive that I have MY06 lights, however one question still remains does anybody know how these work?

Do they have two separate light, or a mechanical plate that covers the top half?

Did they start doing that in September 2005, or before? Mine is definitely a 2004 model according to the JUMVEA, it's on a 54 plate so I'm assuming an initial registration of around September 2004.

Could prolly get there for 21:00ish if you will still be about at that time.

Deffo a 54 plate

I have a JUMVEA stating year of registration is 2004 and according to DVLA it was first registered in the UK in December 2007. I was told that it had an LED lights option which I assumed was just the rear, I'm just not sure what the front ones are. From what is being said I'm guessing they were upgraded as well.

I still have no idea if they are HID or not though.

It's a 54 plate, not a 06 (would have been an amazing bargain of it was an 06 ).

As far as I was aware there were two different sorts of light types that handled full beam in different ways:

One that has a full beam bulb and a normal bulb.

One that has a bulb that is obstructed by a flap that moves up and down to give you normal and full beam.

I was assuming that HID was the latter but I may be making all of this up

My full beam is currently not working hence me trying to work out what sort of lights I have.

32,000 miles and 4 owners ?

That would start the alarm bells ringing with me. implies lots of people have bought it, found out it's fecked and got rid of it sharpish....

that OK, or do you need a close up one of the lens?

(Click on it for the bigger version)

May be a dumb question, but how do I tell what headlights I have.

I have a JDM so I'm assuming they would originally have been HID lights, but I have no idea if they were removed and replaced, or swapped out and then back to HID for the SVA.

How do you tell the difference?