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Your mum is so fat that she can't run! Dude you are rubbish at this! your mums so fat when she eats a curry and farts she set the amazon forest on fire

your mums so fat when she runs she creates fire from erm the friction of her thighs rubbing together

your mum is so fat she took the slim fast challenge and ate all the judges You Mum's so fat, when she stopped at the side of the road for a breather, a tw*t traffic warden put a ticket on her ass! your mums so fat that its actually quite worrying and erm she needs to seek help

your mum is so fat she took the slim fast challenge and ate all the judges

Okay can only post original ones... your mums so fat I took a picture of her last year and its still printing

You can stay at mine - I'll leave a space on the drive rather than make you sleep at the end of it. lol and what about my other half? Oh, him? You have two Bride seats don't you? If it's a new her, of course there's a bed for her. lol It shouldn't take you long to get there at that time of the morning should it? Normally you'd be more than welcome to stay but I already have people over that night. oh forgot about your wife swap parties lol No worries bud thanks for the offer, give me a call closer to the time and ill make sure ill meet ya on way

You can stay at mine - I'll leave a space on the drive rather than make you sleep at the end of it. lol and what about my other half?

lol whats up stuey had experience in this?

nemesis has mine bud not sure when ill get it

your mums so fat she wore the X factor tshirt and a helicopter landed on her

what ever is easiest with you mate er meet up with you before M4 as we will be on same drive train

not sure why but when I first saw martins car I thought wheels have to go, now Im thinking they have to stay looks gorgeous Andrew quick slap me

err quick question are we all getting these of the same website? pmsl

sweet we can have our windows down and hold hands along the 3 way lane motorway

ill be going on the M4 quite early as have to be there by 8 coming from M25 from A2 if thats any good

Your mum's so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "man overboard!!

your mums so fat that when she weighed her self on a scale her phone number came up

Your mum's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct

Your mum so fat she has to wipe her ass with a mattress

so thats why the thread was split pmsl damn it I got the whoring disease of sarnie... or was it his mum

Thats old dude, okay back to insurance policies before we get told off and told to stand in the corner

Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything thats cos you eat fish oh bring on the school days of cussing, i was so crap at it Your mom's so fat, when I was shagging her the other day I burnt my ass on the light bulb your mums so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody... okay lets get off of mums... cos I just got off of yours

does that belong to little Phil by any chance?