We should have a 350z meet in Aussi land, we could hold an event pretend its for charity but really it funds us going there We could nick Sarnies car for half a mile then roll it to the nearest Fete, then hand out raffle tickets to everyone 30 quid a pop.
Or better still, tie Sarnie up and sit him above a tanker of water with sharks (not sure where we would get the sharkes from might have to by inflatable ones or dress Sinbad up as one) Then sell balls for 50 quid to throw either at sarnie or at the target which drops him in the Tank with the dangerous Sinbad who will be nibbling on his ear...
We could have also Nixy on the pole offering a dance but people pay 50 quid for a tub of butter and get to grease the pole and see how long she can swing on it for before she flies off.
We could have Louis behind a kiss for a quid, and line up all the men who would want a go, Sinbad, we said no
Then Id have a play of Romeo and Juliet revised version, with Andy as Juliet and Beavis as Romeo, Digsy could be the Andys father in the play, although we would have to keep an eye on Digsy as we'd have no play set left after he has finished
Full of great ideas...
Happy Christmas Bronzee