nixy

am i ever going to get to bed tonight or will i be up all night laughing????

You can't ask nosey questions like that! He's clearly a rent boy!

i have been laughing all evening at everyone!

Oh this is one of the best threads ever it has made me laugh and laugh - well done guys!

this really really really made me laugh which i'm sure is not what you wanted to hear............especially the bagel bit! Did you follow the three second rule with them? Better luck for tomorrow! Pop by for a coffee on your way, i can leave a few bits of wood with nails in on the driveway just to complete your journey!

Incorrect Nixy mine is longer Started in Aug 2005 and still not sorted yet. Now imagine her in the spare room refusing to shift and I think I beat you in the stress stakes! Thanks Dawn. Cheeky git! You never even saw my driving! Thanks for the tidying Stew!

Bah Humbug.............

Oh dear.........my genuine soppy post of thanks turned to smut.......AGAIN. It seems very hard to find a man these days into fast cars, motorsport, car shows and football! Anyway, like i said it was a genuine thank you, so you lot BEHAVE NOW! P.S There is no party!!! YET

hold up - i'm not having a party YET so stop inviting yourselves - i was just feeling a bit soppy! And I do remember a certain someone promising me krispy kremes before.........

Just a few more updated pics of the 'too wild to be re-homed' kittens. Looks like my mum and dad are well and truely lumbered..........

I thought doner meat was squished bits of manky dead sheep? Do they squish bits of manky chicken feet and beaks as well and make it into a revolving lump?

man??? Not tried George's chippy - thanks for the tip - I'll make sure i DON'T next time i'm there!

You're not the only one you know - I could have my pick of lorry drivers!

doner meat is just WRONG! You do realise its the dead flies that you probably like the taste of?

As most people know I’ve been going through the longest separation/divorce known to man and have not been so happy lately. As hopefully the beginning of the end draws near I wanted to say that daft as it sounds it really is you lot that have kept me going at times. I have been forced out of my shell and to some fab meets, made some great mates and had favours done for me above and beyond. I’d really like to thank Martin and Colin for caring/interfering and Lee and Zedrush for some amazing and generous practical help. And so very important are the people who have been my ‘friends in a box’ on long lonely nights who will remain friends long after the zed has gone. You know who you are! Speech over........

Ugh, i do not! Share it with dog and biscuit!

He probably will as well!

and me. Sheila's wheels only quote you if you have a girly car! They won't even quote on a zed - what a joke!

no it means you have to eat it!

No of course you wouldn't!

my 2003 suffered from the tyre feathering. I got new falkens on and laser alignment and its been fine ever since.

Terrible isn't it! Don't know the answer to that one but

so tempting...................

Can you call him a southerner every day stew like he does to me!!! He will really love that!

Great pic though Dawn!