Sarnie

The mrs can wait for me to come back for her

I don't like dogs

I feel so proud

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I couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler

I was but you've all stole my thunder........

WRONG!!!!

No not the shower door, the door that leads into the bathroom..

I have something like that in my bathroom door. Its normal glass but press a button and it changes to opaque in a millisecond......and it cost a small fecking fortune but the salesman did a number on my mrs whilst I was looking at other stuff

It was only another 2 letters you had to type!

No chance, i've seen off all the pretenders in the last 4 years Probably not a good thing

Ditch the txt speak and you'll enjoy it round here

rtbiscuit could give us enough ammo all on his own

I don't think my pockets will ever be deep enough for the first two and the 370 just isn't a special car imo.

Sold it ages ago now, should be in something special for the summer

Because its not on my drive anymore

1 Brought Bought 2 Curb Kerb 3 There Their 4 nxt next 5 kewl cool 6 Magasine Magazine 7 Threw Through 8 nuceler nuclear 9 body work bodywork 10 Wot What 11 ne Any 12. b4 before 13.bcos because 14 ". " ". " 15 Pacificly Specifically 16 your you're 17 Freind Friend 18 Neccessary Necessary 19 should of should have 20 cnt can't

Are you taking the ****?

Were not on street view but on google maps the Gallardo is on my drive

How long before this thread hits 10 pages now.....................