Digsy

Can anyone think of a cheaper way of getting 500 horses and a 3 year warranty? http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/97406.htm

Gull wing doors???

Come on Jamie, let's have some piccies of this weird Mazda of yours.

Congrats.

Stuey, you have PM.

Welcome aboard!

Welcome!

Try that with an aftermarket zorst - I had 8 pardons just to dial!!!

I'm a bit late on this one but just wanted to say I'm glad you're OK and the Zed is going to pull through.

Nothing I can say that hasn't been said, really. Just really gutted for you, mate. (Smiley is a bit gay but I think you get the picture!)

Actually, no that's not their car. The one to be modded is an azure already fitted with the NISMO kit and wheels. I suspect they wanted to use a standard model. It's a very good write up. Interestingly, it trounces the Z4M Coupe.......

Bad news. Hope he makes a full and speedy recovery.

The guy selling this Zed is putting his old Rays back on and flogging the wheels if anyone is interested. Apparently they're only 2 weeks old! If anyone is keen let me know and I'll put you in touch.

Looking sweet, mate!

Nice one, mate! Enjoy your hols. Going anywhere nice?

You cheeky mother f***** I knew It wouldn't be long before someone brought them up Your forgetting I've met your FAT ARSE and I'll whip you any day of the week biatch BTW you don't know what race wheels I own Yeah, but my fat ass will be long gone by the time you've fitted the legendary race wheels....... Got a pit crew????? Only 4 lads from the pool Go to bed, fool!

You cheeky mother f***** I knew It wouldn't be long before someone brought them up Your forgetting I've met your FAT ARSE and I'll whip you any day of the week biatch BTW you don't know what race wheels I own Yeah, but my fat ass will be long gone by the time you've fitted the legendary race wheels....... Got a pit crew?????

I don't get out of bed for less than 15 umphs!

Sorry, Liam, gotta disagree with you mate. I used to notice when my old 90 bhp Civic (with no torque!) was filled with 3 passengers but i'm afraid I'm not sensitive enough to notice a passenger or full tank of fuel making any difference to the Zed. Did you find your bodykit and Antera's slow you down?

How many "umphs" will she do?

I class it as a conversation piece Go on then, converse! Well according to the bumph its going to make my Zed the fastest on the planet... wll I think thats what it claimed Can I sue if it's not?? Nah, you must be wrong, only go-faster stripes can do that!!!!

I class it as a conversation piece Go on then, converse!

And what exactly will it do for you?

Surely the bids are fake. £1650!!!!!!! I can think of cheaper ways to kill yourself..........