Liam's Z

Andy ???

Perhaps cos he wants to spray yours a proper colour Won't get far with a touch up pen possibly a couple of coats with your 1:25 model

Gives the game away somewhat

Is it true the police need to advertise in advance these temp speed camara locations???

Front refills £4.25 & £5.26 + vat Rear £12.04 + vat..... Good price????????

I'll drive a bit slower on the way there too Drive faster on the way back and make up for lost time

When you changing the RX wheels??? I've still got me stds if your interested There's something in the pipeline That your gonna drop down the big white telephone

ROLMFAO

Don't worry,,, I'll give the tyres a kick the nite before

When you changing the RX wheels??? I've still got me stds if your interested

No DRILL req'd

Perhaps cos he wants to spray yours a proper colour

jdm bumper,,, uk number plate bracket as per lomoto's

Do we have dates for this yet? Nope, so I'm tentative

> > > > This is allegedly an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner > submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge Wells. > They hired him because he was so funny..... > > > > NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) > > SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who > will cooperate) > > DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But > seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I > wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I? > > DESIRED SALARY: £150,,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style > redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. > > > EDUCATION: Yes. > > LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. > > PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. > > MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and > post-it notes. > > REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job. > > HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. > > PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. > > DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more > intimate environment. > > MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? > > DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP > TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? > > DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do > you have a car that runs?" > > HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a > winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me. > > > DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! > On my breaks - yes! > > WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a > fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big tits and who thinks I'm the > greatest thing since sliced bread. > Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. > > NEAREST RELATIVE ....7 miles > > > DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR > > > KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

1. Beavis 2. Digsy 3. Ian 4. lomoto 5. The Stig (Sarnie) 6. M13KYF 7. TheMinel 8. AndyC 9. Captint 10. Louis (sl114) 11. Jason (Oggy) 12. Liam

Where abouts in Chester 16BT??? You can't have stone chips already

4-3 atm First to 5

Anybody purchased new ones lately??? Are the fronts refills,,, is the rear a full replacement??? Rough estimate on cost please

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LOMOTO SAVE ME

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Good luck

Yes or No peeps??? http://www.thezstore.com/page/TZS/PROD/LNP02/50-3067