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God next time im near the coast and someone has a shiney convert. im going to follow them all day hoping the seagulls will attack. I think some wee would come out! Actually my mate has a shiney VX220......hmmmmm.

Funny aint it!?! An attractive woman in a nice car and you get the same reaction as the 'booby horn' on scrubs (youtube it if you aint seen it). Hannah is sat at home with 'Its raining men' screaming out of the stereo......

If you find a guy lacking in teeth most of the people I deal wth on a daily basis keep a few in their pocket. To be fair they look more like sugar puffs than teeth but you didnt say they had to be white. Im sure I could help out on that front.

I definately look like it today. Always feel like it the day after nights!!!! Standards are great when looking longterm but remember you only live once. Pick a fat bloke. He will be ever so grateful!

Tut tut. Id take you out if I didnt look like quasimodo's anus! And generally im too good looking a bloke to sign up to those sites (generalisation. Not intended to offend )

Maybe I shouldn't have been so hasty in spending my pennies on a DatingDirect subscription..... Could have saved the cash and put it towards my new headlights lol! Hannah x Im not sure if the smilie implies it was a joke or not?!?!?! Surely you have not signed up?

Flawless self advertising. I like it. You realise you have opened yourself up to a multitude of sins and comments now? All I can say is you MAY be a maneater Although your face is hair free you may still look like a King King underneath Ok.....your not butch....and your not a heffer. Ill give you that. If someone doesnt hit on you now it goes to show that the people on this forum lack eyes!

Good taste in car - check Damn nice house - check Profile pic looks promising - check Single and looking - check And no one has made a pass yet after 13 posts. This is obviously a very grown up forum ha!

Souns good. If you get one let me know the price and quality as I may be interested.

My dad had a mooch around when he was there and the wear levels did not appear consistent with the milages on a few cars. Hard life maybe? What area are you looking in as you seem close to me. There was a pretty nice one in Notts with a full Nismo kit that I almost went to see.....

If it helps I booked a test drive with them last week. I turned up with my px my wife, my mother and my father(as they were down for the weekend). I had a look around was shown around the car and given the keys and the trade plates. While sat making myself comfortable and making sure the car was ok to take out the salesman re-emerged and told me that the manager was not letting me take the car out unless I bought it. Suffice to say I got out and walked off and bought the very next Z I sat in actually. I just really really wish I had read the above thread before I went there as I wouldnt have bothered. Its your call but.......

Haha cheers for that. I am off out to restock my car cleaning shelf next week in preperation for its arrival on the 10th. I have to give it a good clean because obviously the valets job with be sub par Then I need to give it a good clean ( just so I know where the blemishes and chips are) and then give my old Fiesta ST a good rub down before I take it to my brother at the end of the month. Never used Dodo stuff before so think I will give it a go.

That looks good. Be a geek and give us a rundown of your wash and products. Just bought a silver and if I can get it anywhere near that level of shine I will be a happy happy man!

That has really tickled me. I love my Potatozed!

Just bought my first one after selling them between 2003-2005. Even 7 years later it was the best car ive ever driven and went back and got one. Just make sure you get a decent test drive or 2 under your belt. Dont be afraid to stretch the engine just because the seller is with you. Listen to the car. Anything that doesnt sound/feel right isnt. Get under the car and look for signs of crash damage around the vehicle. Check for signs of a well maintained car. Tyres are a good start. If someone skimps on the bits you can see.......... Hope you join me in my new ownership soon and your search goes well. I have 12 days to wait and counting.