Jump to content

ironhide

Members
  • Posts

    303
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by ironhide

  1. Bloody hell when I phoned up Westover Nissan in Poole, they told me £442.00p for a P3, cant find a decent independent in the Bournemouth/Poole area so I will end up having to pay that, cant really travel too far cos my work takes me away a lot.

     

    This is going to sound odd bt take it to Halfords auto centre on the Nuffield industrial estate. They are all good chaps and will look after you very well, cost effective and they know zed's as a few other local chaps go there. Any MOT or servicing stuff I take it to them, any modifications/fabrication I take to a friend in Gillingham.

  2. Hi,

     

    For sale is my Sony MEX-BT2500 - it comes with cage and looms and remote etc, this is the bluetooth model and was in my MR2.

     

    Unfortunately i'm not sure if it's working properly...it was running fine and one day just cut out and rather than trying to fix it I just bought a new one.

     

    Now £25 + P&P or make an offer

     

    IMG_2912.jpg

    IMG_2913.jpg

  3. Hi, for sale is a Nismo V2 bumper air duct. Its a fibreglass piece which i've partially sprayed black and sits behind the V2 bumper to direct air to the filter. Bought with the plan to mod it but changed my mid for something else.

     

    £20 + P&P

     

    IMG_2911.jpg

  4. Hi guys,

     

    Thought i'd see if anyone was interested and likes a bit of paintball?

     

    [Please note this is a paintball marker designed to imitate a real firearm and should be used responsibly]

     

    I have a Tippmann 98 Sierra One/Project Salvo paintball marker for sale - it's an entry level marker (initially) however I have upgraded most of it to make it into a pretty formidable beast in skirmishes.

     

    Bit's I have added include:

     

    12" Long straight bored barrel and M4 style muzzle (to keep the balls flying straight)

    Rap 4 Aluminium Power Tube

    Rap 4 Aluminium Bolt

    Cyclone Feed with slimline hopper (Feeds the balls in faster)

    Tech T Squishy paddles (Helps prevent balls breaking in the hopper)

    Tippmann Response Trigger (Allows full auto)

    Upgraded springs, seals and new air hose

    The original barrel, springs, seals, air bolt, power tube

    100-200 high quality paintballs.

     

    And finally I've covered the gun and barrel in carbon vinyl for the personal touch :)

     

    IMG_2856.jpg

    IMG_2858.jpg

    IMG_2860.jpg

    IMG_2861.jpg

    IMG_2863.jpg

    IMG_2865.jpg

    IMG_2868.jpg

    IMG_2869.jpg

    IMG_2870.jpg

    IMG_2872.jpg

     

    I'm looking for £180 + P&P which is bargain when you add up all the extras together. (Remote line is sold separately, see below)

     

    I also have a remote line with camo cover for sale - £25

     

    IMG_2867.jpg

     

    This will allow you to run the gas bottle in a backpack/vest rig to reduce the weight of the gun.

     

    Thanks for looking.

  5. Just to neaten up the list as a few people can't count :p and 34) skipped to the front of the queue :lol:

     

    34) I skip to the front of queues

    1) I coat my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel.

    2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire!

    3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack.

    4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth.

    5) I shave with a bowie knife.

    6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off!

    7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste!

    8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete.

    9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer

    10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe

    11) I am ians cats best customer

    12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees

    13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks

    14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush

    15) I drink sand

    16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car.

    17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them.

    18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack.

    19) I ate Ian's cat because it gives short measures

    20) I use sandpaper condoms.

    21) I do my own electrical work - stripping wires with my teeth - and leave the supply on whilst doing it.

    22) When I do push-ups my body stays still and the earth moves up and down

    23) I pop into fine haberdasheries and say "Your hats are less than exceptional."

    24) I got into a knife fight. The knife lost

    25) I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok, I cut down trees and I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra - I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa...............is this the right thread ?

    26) I aspire to turbo/supercharge everything I own, this includes the microwave

    27) Even as a kid I could anhialate everyone at a game of conkers......USING MY LEFT NUT

    28) When the Olympics found out G4S couldnt provide the security required they asked me if i could do it, but i was too busy drinking beer and nailing strippers.

    29) Not only do I pee standing up, I'm doing a handstand, not standing on my feet

    30) I don't wash the dishes they wet themselves in fear

    31) The exotic dancers at my local Gentleman's club know me by name.

    32) when I need to stop a wee midstream I smash him with a hammer to stem the flow

    33) I make onions cry

    35) my seaman can swim the channel . . . and back !

    36) I once said 'NO' to my wife!!!!

    37) When I went to Iraq in 2003, Saddam Whitshisface was so scared he hid in a hole in a farmers backyard, I then went on to drink strippers and nail drink!!

    38) When doing DIY I don't need a hammer, I smash the nails in with my face.

    39) Cheryl cole says my name.... baby!

    40) I can pebble dash a house just with the use of 20 bottles of scrumpy and a large bag of nuts.

  6. Mine have the exact same clips as the OEM ones and fit perfectly :thumbs:

     

    Few spiderwebs on them now but they are getting a bit long in the tooth to be fair....

     

    Have you got a pic of them at all? Looking to sell? :D

     

    I toy'd with the idea of wrapping them but i'm a bit bored of wrapping and fancy getting the real thing just for 'ponce factor' lol! Does look good though wrapped, my other problem is wrapping a broken sill will be a PITA!

  7. 1) I coat my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel.

    2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire!

    3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack.

    4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth.

    5) I shave with a bowie knife.

    6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off!

    7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste!

    8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete.

    9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer

    10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe

    11) I am ians cats best customer

    12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees

    13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks

    14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush

    15) I drink sand

    16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car.

    17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them.

    18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack.

    19) I ate Ian's cat because it gives short measures

    20) I use sandpaper condoms.

    21) I do my own electrical work - stripping wires with my teeth - and leave the supply on whilst doing it.

    22) When I do push-ups my body stays still and the earth moves up and down

    23) I pop into fine haberdasheries and say "Your hats are less than exceptional."

    24) I got into a knife fight. The knife lost

    25) I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok, I cut down trees and I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra - I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa...............is this the right thread ?

    26) I aspire to turbo/supercharge everything I own, this includes the microwave

    27) Even as a kid I could anhialate everyone at a game of conkers......USING MY LEFT NUT

    28) When the Olympics found out G4S couldnt provide the security required they asked me if i could do it, but i was too busy drinking beer and nailing strippers.

    29) Not only do I pee standing up, I'm doing a handstand, not standing on my feet

    30) I don't wash the dishes they wet themselves in fear

    31) The exotic dancers at my local Gentleman's club know me by name.

    32) when I need to stop a wee midstream I smash him with a hammer to stem the flow

    33) I make onions cry

  8. Seriously I just logged on at lunch to get my daily dosage of Z news and banter only to find some obscure thread about a bunch of middle aged blokes shaving their bollocks and using Dove moisturiser.

     

    This needs balancing so this is a new thread to list the things that define a man, and how we should aspire to be more like Chuck Norris.

     

    I'll start.

     

    1) I coat my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel.

  9. My old man has been testing the SLK as he's in the market for a sports car. He test drove it and the new Audi TT.

     

    In both cases he said they were gutless and nasty inside. The SLK was definitely more plush than the TT and had less 'Plastic' levers and stuff and the drive was really comfy, it just didn't have much life about it.

     

    Told him to go test drive a 370z instead and then come back to see what his opinion is B)

×
×
  • Create New...