Flex

Nix, your other half looks like he only has jeans on

Hopefully the reinforced type!

Hi people. New to this. Just wanted to see if there were many other Z owners around me? I'm from halstead in Essex. Look forward to some meets etc.

Small world, I'm in also in Halstead!

 

What colour is yours?

Bit personal?

Why do I feel the need to add a 'boom boom' at the end of all your jokes lol

 

Actually, thought yours was quite funny Ioneabee....might plagiarise

He thinks he's Basil Brush!

Not sure all true but made me smile

John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

Desmond Tutu... When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.

David Letterman... America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

Howard Hughes... I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.

Old Italian proverb... After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

Betsy Salkind... Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

Zsa Zsa Gabor... I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.

Jeff Foxworthy... You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

Prince Philip...When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Emo Philips... A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

Spike Milligan.. The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.

Robin Hall... Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.

Jean Rostand... Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror

Arnold Schwarzenegger... Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

WH Auden... We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

Jonathan Katz... In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked

Johnny Carson... If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

Warren Tantum... (School photo album). I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical

Steve Martin... Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap

Jimmy Durante... Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

Doug Hanwell... America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

George Roberts... The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone

Jonathan Winters... If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

Robert Benchley... I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it

Ekona...if you say something, I will express my opinion.

Thanks chaps, saved me checking.

 

Have an awesome day!

 

Best still to check though: https://www.gov.uk/check-vehicle-tax

I did and it is still sorn.

Shalom.

Thanks chaps, saved me checking.

Have an awesome day!

Just checking SORN lasts 12 months? Not had motorbike on road and don't want any fines and cant remember when I sorned it.

I assume I'll get a reminder through??

This surprises me as we recently moved to a new build. The infrastructure was all put in place for broadband before the houses went up. We are limited with only one company that we use ( seethelight), as they have a 5 year exclusivity on site, but for £24.99 per month for 50mb broadband and phone, I'm not complaining.

Git!

Hope you're well Steve!!

Well, I just checked on BT's broadband checker and my local cabinet has been approved for fast fibre . No date given, let's see what happens.

 

Pete

I bet you'll have it in 5 years!

Is it his own radio station? Sorry no tv, living a sheltered life at the moment and also only listening to Radio 2 and Planet Rock.

Get back in your box.

Ich will.

Winning.

Is it his own radio station? Sorry no tv, living a sheltered life at the moment and also only listening to Radio 2 and Planet Rock.

Yea looked at Ikea today, there on the list but I'd happily pay a bit more for a more solid feeling solution.

We have a couple of ikea wardrobes, sliding actually, great quality and very sturdy, been built, taken down and built again 3 times now. Still going strong.

No way would I take the zed onto spanish roads, they're all mental drivers.

he's on Millenium edition

I think you need to upgrade from windows XP, sorry Colin, couldnt resist.

I do normally go for the safe option with cars and stay subtle .......But i really don't see chavy

 

 

At no point did I call your car chavvy, that's epic, as I said I just dont like that bumper, for which I am truly very sorry.

I have a set of performance friction discs done 3000 miles in it 300 pound delivered these discs are 2 piece and the rrp is over 800 pound for 2

lol, that's an expensive lamp!!!

Lol, invoice, just pay the man.

There's not a 'both of these are crap, please dont do it' option

Please explain

Okay I take part of that back the do luck one isnt too bad, but for the love of christ that amuse one looks incredibly chavy, I mean what's with the shelf?? Obviously just my opinion.

There's not a 'both of these are crap, please dont do it' option

BT couldn't even tell me when they're upgrading to high speed.

 

Sam knows.

Er he knows it's not available but no dates for it becoming available. So Sam know nowt lad.

Lucky you, group meet?

sorry dude, barely a snigger from me.

Snicker would have been better. Spent all that time typing it in too