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This thread is utterly pointless without names

& boring

But we are!!! This weekend! It's Amy's fault, she's going to distract us from your job, wants her TORQEN sponsored brakes done on HELLohWIN!

She's a lovely distraction though!

Could you go private, might cost you £150 notes or there abouts but then you'd have it.

I'm not sure if it's possible but you can see specialists if you're willing to pay.

Might be worth calling private hospital near you see if they'd do it.

Just a thought.

I love this comment:

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Lol, the comments are fantastic, that just made my evening!

Ctek for me.Great bit of kit.

This is what I have, for bike and cars. Motorbike that is, would be silly to try and charge a push bike.

How much cash is in those brief cases?

 

LOL, well spotted! Do your work for HMRC?

No but they are chasing me today!!

How much cash is in those brief cases?

You think PlusNet or Sky are any more secure? There's plenty of reasons to leave TalkTalk, but the current situation isn't one.

 

 

Personally I stick with BT, as their cosy relationship with Openreach makes problem solving significantly quicker.

 

Bollocks !!!!!

 

BT couldn't organise a **** up in a Brewery - their "cosy" relationship does NOT exist - I'm living proof of that

 

bottom line is ................ they're all as bad as each other and you pays your money and takes your chance

I'd agree with this, they were supposed to come and install a new line, never turned up and when I rang them they couldnt locate me on the system, even though I had emails and texts from them.

More cars than soft Mick

Oh no, well that made me upset. My old Almera GTI, last test 2012. She's dead JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£5k.

Perhaps I need to buy an R33 as wont be able to afford R34 for long time now.

I would take legal action against the garage and Dan.

I'm a sperm doner twice a day.

 

Although i dont ever donate it

 

so yeah, im just a ****er

Tell us something we didnt know

There are already millions of people armed to the teeth who think that the world is only 6000 years old, who don't much like other humans who happen to have different colour skin... Can you imagine how these people would react to an Alien race. 90% of the planet are simply not open minded enough to deal with something like this, hence why it would never be announced, unless you got Independence Day style ships hovering overhead!

A good probing would sort them all out!!

Nah, he's full of wind, if he was serious he'd have done something by now. I think it would screw with a lot of religions Although would be funny if they came down and said, yeah we're your gods, we started it all x billion years ago.

But in fairness if they did they would probably look at us and think, actually we're not taking responsibility for that and float on by!!

Anyhoot if I wonder if they'll like Zeds? Perhaps we should send them a forum invite?

Lol, are you best friends with Kim?

That's why I just want to stay intouch by sms.

Seriously though in first contact the Vulcan's gave us a break and look what happened then.

But then there's War of the Worlds, gulp.

I am so interested in all of this, is there a new announcement coming soon that I have missed? So far Keplar is doing more than anything before to find new planets like ours and succeeding!

 

The problem is that until we can travel at 1000 times the speed of light, we will never get there!

 

Yes but the 'greys' who have no need for clothes or have any level of physical strength who look exactly like people just with bigger heads will have built a circular shaped space ship that can!

To be honest I would just be so happy that in our lifetime we've found another race.

I dont feel the need to meet them, just communicate via sms or something.

If they've figured everything out then I'd like some answers!

I found somebody else's wife & just had fun

So it was you!!! See you at the next meet!!!

So will it turn out to be as disappointing as the Mars discovery or are we on the cusp of finding out we are not alone?

Buy the biggest Rottweiler money can buy and sit him outside. Problem solved.

I once smoked a massive reefer, and ended up eating an entire block of cheese to myself.

 

I'm not sure that's the same crime really.

Well I think it depends, did you eat it raw or did you melt it in the microwave or George Foreman it? Because if raw then that truly was a crime.

Thats a real pain. Bugger !!! Sorry to hear this. Its so annoying. Ive broken both wrists years ago thankfully not together and know what its like to be out of action and you cant play with your new toy

 

Someone we knew did break both at the same time, their children had to wipe their @rse for them.

 

Neither Fry!