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>>A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, he was >>unable to get his p3nis erect. The doctor checked him out then told him >>that the muscles around the base of his p3nis were damaged from a previous >>viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for >>him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he >>is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle >>tissues from an elephant's trunk into his p3nis. The man thought about >>it a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex >>again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there >>would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. >> >>A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to >>go and try out his newly renovated equipment. >>As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her >>to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt >>a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being >>extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his >>p3nis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll >>and then returned to his trousers. >> >>His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face >>said," That was incredible! Can you do it again?" >>With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if >>another bread roll will fit up my @rse!

good man

He has it just the varicose veins that go with them is a bit off putting

we could always do a drive past your house Dave just to show you what ya missing

certainly a nice collection of bugs you've got there

Nah Mike I don't know it, looks like only me & you interested mate - you still wanna meet there? If so looks like the best bet for me is straight down the Parkway, onto M56, off at J6 then it looks like Hale Road is both right & left off the roundabout - that sound about right mate? yep sounds right to me. Park on the entrance to the hotel. There are barriers there as you drive up. See you there 8.30am

do you know where the four seasons hotel is. Google map is your friend although seeing as not much response so far may just meet up at services

the left should be higher than the right. From the point of sitting in the car. This is to prevent dazzle to oncoming traffic

Tut Tut Kev....

a couple more of your favourite girl Liam

humberside police used to run cossie police cars. Think they use Subaru WRX prepared by prodive now

the thing is, it's no longer in print

how weird

do ya get nectar points

They are also much heavier - around 2 kilos per wheel Which ones are? The Rays or the standards? Standards as the RAYS are forged and made out of magnesium alloy

I hope you told the buyer about the forum

eeeemmmmm nice wheels!!!! my favourites

we would of never of known

phew

you'll find plenty of info here concerning imported modeld otherwise known as JDM http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewforum ... =0&start=0 Enjoy the forum

your not still kissing the engine Tim

if you were excluding or including the mirrors as part of the width I think you'd still have a problem. You would at least need to allow another 450mm so you could open the door

wish he'd stay there

went to my car in the car park this week and had two parked within 30 feet