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  1. One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

     

    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

     

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

     

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Scotsman said.

     

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

     

    "Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.

     

    Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

     

    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

     

    "Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.

     

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

     

    Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

     

    The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.

     

    "You'll really love my place.

     

    "The grass is almost a foot high"

  2. If you're not paying for it just get everything done ... all fluids , oil , plugs , filters. At least you'll know it's had at least 1 good service :)

  3. Nice job shown above. After claying the car I use the Sonus pads and polishes (SFX-1/2/3) and a Megs rotary polisher and get great results. Just a shame you get bird s**t on the car within a few days to spoil the mirror finish!

     

     

    Megs make a rotary????

     

    Possibly the G220 dual action rather than a rotary :)

  4. Apologies Jay but I have to be in Norway for first thing on Monday morning which means flying out on Sunday afternoon so I wont make the meet :thumbdown:

     

    Hope you all have a good one and I'll catch up with you soon.

     

    Cheers

     

    JT

     

    1. Jay +1 (GOVAN)

    2. Stephen +1

    3.

    4. Paulie + 1 (GOVAN though mini convoy with Jay first)

    5. maz +1 + (Govan)

    6. Neilp+ 1(GOVAN) (Bring your earplugs ) - I'll second that!

    7. D13vyl +1

    8. Jacr87(Jason) +1

    9. Gibby +1

    10. Vik54 (Strathblane)

    11. Jim (Strathblane)

    12. Kev(TOYBOY)Strathblane

    13. Cragus

  5. 1. Jay +1 (GOVAN)

    2. Stephen +1

    3. JT1703 ( John ) +1 (Strathblane)

    4. Paulie + 1 (GOVAN though mini convoy with Jay first)

    5. maz

    6. Neilp+ 1(GOVAN) (Bring your earplugs ) - I'll second that!

    7. D13vyl +1

    8. Jacr87(Jason) +1

    9. Gibby +1

    10. Vik54 (Strathblane)

    11. Jim (Strathblane)

    12. Kev(TOYBOY)Strathblane

    13. Cragus

  6. not read the whole thread yet i'm going to leave it until tomorrow to enjoy

     

    but i have just enjoyed reading this one page completely out of context and i assume tokenjoke is a porche owner :lol: as a generalisation you guys are tossers :lol: and you are helping reaffirm that generalisation :lol:

     

    I'd suggest reading the whole thread then commenting Husky ;):thumbs:

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