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This "friend" staying over wouldn't work in the prison service by any chance?

Just what i was thinking.

i remember when i first started watching family guy, was sooo funny, then they canceled it because they said no one watched it. then months later they brought out the first 2 seasons i think and they sold like hot cakes. remember also signing some huge internet petition to get it back on the air. then a couple months later they started working on a new season. made me so happy, sadly i aint seen the newest season yet but i'll get round to it soon enough. love watching clips on youtube

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQ9mpFZz9c

holy crap, he's changed alot since the last pic of him i seen.

Cheers mate! parcel received this morning in excellent condition. Fast delivery! Looking forward to my next purchace from you

1. Know anything about a car except its colour

2. Understand a film plot

3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. lift

5. Throw

6. Run

7. Park

8. Fart

9. Read a map

10. Rob a bank

11. Resist Ikea

12. Sit still

13. Tell a joke

14. Play pool

15. Pay for dinner

16. Eat a kebab whilst walking

17. Pee out of a train window

18. Argue without shouting

19. Get told off without crying

20. Understand fruit machines

21. Walk past a shoe shop

22. Make a decent bacon sandwich

23. Not comment on a strangers clothes

24. Use small amounts of toilet paper

25. Let you sleep with a hangover

26. Drink a pint gracefully

27. Get a round in

28. Throw a punch

29. Do magic

30. Like your friends

31. Enjoy porn

32. Eat a really hot curry

33. Get to the point

34. Buy plain envelopes

35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. Avoid credit card debt

39. Dive into a pool

40. Assemble furniture

41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb

42. Set a video recorder

43. Not try and change you

44. Watch a war film

45. Understand why flirting results in violence

46. Spend a day by themselves

47. Go to the toilet by themselves

48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. Choose a video quickly

50. Get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above

Welcome! hope you find the car your after!

does she?

Are these from Tim Vine - Youtube him if you dont know who he is

i see what ya mean! i had never heard of tim vine but after watching a vid of him on the tube, quite afew of the jokes were in there.

holy crap that is a bad day! i hope the police didnt get you, or are you pretty sure they did?

just got my insurance through them, great folks! saved me about £240

I thought Fifers had short arms and long pockets (like Aberdonians....) so 40 mins was pretty good!

hahaha! yer it actually took 40 mins just to open my wallet. The tears in my eyes didnt help either! So hard to part with money

that looks excelent so far! Go you! Wish i knew how to do all that and also had the time to do it

oooo thats up my way. usually see some nice cars kicking about.

my fave had to of been the tvr tuscan, such a nice sound from them. obviously the ferrari has a nice sound too but i just love the tuscan.

had this paint job too...

Well that lasted long . Thought i'd have a wee butchers in the traders section, 40 mins later after asking questions i end up buying the pipercross induction kit from CS.

Damn you martin! Putting ideas in my head.

hmmm, think i'll give Chris knott a phone tomorrow after work. sky already game me a good quote, wonder if he can do any better.

i know! and pauls carbon bonnet looks good and its such a steal for that price! i just wouldn't really be able to put it on when i get the car coz i think it would look a little outta place with just that on the car. would need a bodykit and i wouldn't really want it just hanging about for months and months till i had the money for a bodykit.

fair enough gives time to save up for wee bits and bobs. no idea when exchange rates are gonna get better, some people saying its gonna take years till anything gets better.

Oh sorry your right, Fully naked women straddling car tyres and exhausts while holding machine guns?

 

Mate they can be holding anything all i care about is they are hot and naked

hahaha ok take away the machine guns, less chance of covering themselfs up.

best thing to do is go in, tell them what ur after and get them to bring out all the ones they thinks best. you might find the iphone isnt the right phone for you.

had a hectic day at work mate so didnt get the pics for u but iv put a reminder in my phone for 2moro lol

Yeah thats fine mate, in your own time, no rush

I will remember this post and remind you later

haha yer i had a feeling that was going to come back on me. Nah i do actually want to add mods but i've no idea when.

Oh sorry your right, Fully naked women straddling car tyres and exhausts while holding machine guns?