Do you need to discourage someone from marriage?

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A bloke brings his best mate home after work to meet his wife.

His wife screams "You fecking dickhead, my hair and make-up are a mess,

the house is a right fecking tip, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas,

I can't be bothered to cook and it's my time of the month!".

"Why the feck did you bring him home?".

The husband replies "Because he was thinking of getting married".