More Insurance Quote Jokes

[Derek_ZR]

Your postcode can make a massive difference, everything's bloody expensive in London! And you can't even drive that fast 'cause of all the potholes and double parking!

 

Try driving on the M8 everyday - voted either the worst or 2nd worst motorway in Britain just the other week.

 

People would think you were drunk the way you drive if you try and avoid all the craters in the road

[monkfish]

Yeah Derek, the M8 is a piece of sh*t. It's horrifying.

 

I'm lucky, I do the M77 every day. Early morning then usually evening after the rush. Fantastic road until you get to the average speed cameras between Kilmarnock and Ayr.

[Derek_ZR]

Ended up going with Direct Line. They were £2 dearer than Privilege my current insurer but the breakdown cover that gets you home or to your chosen destination was cheaper at £46.

[Removed]

breakdown cover is better found via Autoaid. £32 a year and that's for any car you drive and if you are married it's for both

[AndyC]

24 no ncd no points 1200 w/ admiral , on renewal at 25 w/ 1 yr ncd 890

Thats good to know that the magic 25 brings it down a fair bit!

 

Unfortunately not these days mate, it only really drops by a decent chunk at age 30. I'd say the biggest factor on that drop was the 0 no claims to 1yr.

[AndyC]

£1250, 30 (at last renewal), 8yrs NCD, no points, garaged, no mods.

 

 

 

 

Oh.............and a Salford postcode

[Derek_ZR]

breakdown cover is better found via Autoaid. £32 a year and that's for any car you drive and if you are married it's for both

 

Not married byt g/f has cover from Hyundai

 

I didn't need it for the Clio as that is covered for 3yrs by Renault/AA. Didn't have time to search for the very cheapest

[rmmackfc]

£385 + £38 last week for new rims. 31 years old, wife 26 years old. Had 3 points and a small hit.

[nixy]

who's that with then?