Vik54 Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Am sure some of you will have seen this before - but its Monday - and it made me Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Sh*t List • Taoism: Sh*t happens. • Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh*t happens." • Buddhism: If @*!# happens, it isn't really sh*t. • Zen Buddhism: Sh*t is, and is not. • Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sh*t happening? • Hinduism: This sh*t has happened before. • Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah. • Islam #2: If sh*t happens, kill the person responsible. • Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserve it. • Protestantism: Let sh*t happen to someone else. • Presbyterian: This sh*t was bound to happen. • Episcopalian: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. • Methodist: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. • Congregationalist: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as good as @*!# that happens to another. • Unitarian: @*!# that happens to one person is just as bad as @*!# that happens to another. • Lutheran: If sh*t happens, don't talk about it. • Fundamentalism: If sh*t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) • Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to us? • Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work. • Seventh Day Adventism: No sh*t shall happen on Saturday. • Creationism: God made all sh*t. • Secular Humanism: Sh*t evolves. • Christian Science: When sh*t happens, don't call a doctor - pray! • Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sh*t. • Quakers: Let us not fight over this sh*t. • Utopianism: This sh*t does not stink. • Darwinism: This sh*t was once food. • Capitalism: That's MY sh*t. • Communism: It's everybody's sh*t. • Feminism: Men are sh*t. • Chauvinism: We may be sh*t, but you can't live without us... • Commercialism: Let's package this sh*t. • Impressionism: From a distance, sh*t looks like a garden. • Existentialism: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t IS. • Existentialism #2: What is sh*t, anyway? • Stoicism: This sh*t is good for me. • Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh*t happening! • Mormonism: God sent us this sh*t. • Mormonism #2: This sh*t is going to happen again. • Scientology: If sh*t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. • Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh*t happens. • Moonies: Only really happy sh*t happens. • Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens, rama rama. • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t! • Zoroastrianism: Sh*t happens half on the time. • Church of SubGenius: BoB sh*ts. • Agnostic: Sh*t might have happened; then again, maybe not. • Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. • Atheism: What sh*t? • Atheism #2: I can't believe this sh*t! Quote
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