M13KYF Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 >>A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, he was >>unable to get his p3nis erect. The doctor checked him out then told him >>that the muscles around the base of his p3nis were damaged from a previous >>viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for >>him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he >>is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle >>tissues from an elephant's trunk into his p3nis. The man thought about >>it a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex >>again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there >>would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. >> >>A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to >>go and try out his newly renovated equipment. >>As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her >>to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt >>a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being >>extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his >>p3nis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll >>and then returned to his trousers. >> >>His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face >>said," That was incredible! Can you do it again?" >>With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if >>another bread roll will fit up my @rse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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