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The ex girfriend...


Dan

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Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled... So I told her to sod off.

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excellent!

 

The worst thing is seeing an gorgeous ex but realising she is totally different to when you first went out, its never good, but worse when she wasnt that nice, then you see her now and she is stunning and you think, why the hell did i get rid of her!

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excellent!

 

The worst thing is seeing an gorgeous ex but realising she is totally different to when you first went out, its never good, but worse when she wasnt that nice, then you see her now and she is stunning and you think, why the hell did i get rid of her!

 

Lol unlucky bugger

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excellent!

 

The worst thing is seeing an gorgeous ex but realising she is totally different to when you first went out, its never good, but worse when she wasnt that nice, then you see her now and she is stunning and you think, why the hell did i get rid of her!

 

Lol unlucky bugger

Oh mine was the other way round, she was hot when i was with her, then went a bit, well ugly, when i saw her 2 months ago. Havent seen her since she was 17 though so thats 7 years! wow a long time
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