davegti Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Man - Haven't i seen you somewhere before? Woman - Yes thats why i don't go there anymore! Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you fat slut Man - Is this seat empty? Woman - Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet. Man - Your place or mine? Woman - Both, you go to yours and i'll go to mine. Man - That's cool cos after i'm done shagging you in the back of my car, i don't give a sh!t where you go. Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman - Unfertilised Man - No Problem, i'll just shoot my load up your @rse. Man - I would go to the end of the earth for you. Woman - but would you stay there? Man - Probably, cos you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been sh@gged! Man - Would you like to dance? Woman - I'd rather eat glass! Man - I think you mis-heard me... i said you look fat in those pants. Man - Where have you been all my life? Woman - Fortunately, somewhere else. Man - Just as well cos i've been sh@gging your mun while your dad watches! Man - Your Pretty Woman - **** off! Man - Don't interrupt, your pretty..ugly, you fat bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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