Comebacks from Comebacks

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Man - Haven't i seen you somewhere before?

Woman - Yes thats why i don't go there anymore!

Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you fat slut

 

Man - Is this seat empty?

Woman - Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.

 

Man - Your place or mine?

Woman - Both, you go to yours and i'll go to mine.

Man - That's cool cos after i'm done shagging you in the back of my car, i don't give a sh!t where you go.

 

Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman - Unfertilised

Man - No Problem, i'll just shoot my load up your @rse.

 

Man - I would go to the end of the earth for you.

Woman - but would you stay there?

Man - Probably, cos you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been sh@gged!

 

Man - Would you like to dance?

Woman - I'd rather eat glass!

Man - I think you mis-heard me... i said you look fat in those pants.

 

Man - Where have you been all my life?

Woman - Fortunately, somewhere else.

Man - Just as well cos i've been sh@gging your mun while your dad watches!

 

Man - Your Pretty

Woman - **** off!

Man - Don't interrupt, your pretty..ugly, you fat bitch.