stuey Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 irishman buys his wife a big bunch of flowers so when he gives them to her she is absolutly thrilled so she then goes into the bedroom and takes her knickers off and lies spread eagled on the bed.......... then the husband walks in and sez "wow..... wots that for" "the flowers" she sez.... "oh........... havnt we got a vase then" he sed !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drexyl Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 A young, heavily pregnant mother has a nasty car crash which results in a coma. She comes around in the hospital several weeks later only to be told by her watchful mother that the doctors had to perfom a ceasarian as they feared for the wellbeing of her two beautiful twins, a little girl and a bouncing baby boy. Being devout catholics, it was important to name the babies immediatly, and the new mum was told that her brother took the responsibilty. She shrieked "Oh God no! That feckin' eejit always fecks up everyting, please tell me he hasn't give me babies their names!!!" The mother tried to calm her destraught daughter when she said " ye'd better tell me what the feckwit called them" "Well, he called yer little lass Denise" The new mum, relief washing over her, said "I suppose that's not so bad, what about the boy?" "Denephew" said her mother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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