Digsy

Over there it is an offence to insult or demean a police officer which is taken VERY seriously. hence the decent back handers and kicks up the ars*. Over here we have banned smacking, banned any sort of punishment in school so what chance do the boys and girls in blue have. A whole generation with no respect for anything and the child line telephone number tattooed on their hand at birth. HELP Ming the Fantasy Prime Minister Here, here!

it'd definitely cut down on the rate of youth giving cheek to policemen... never ever seen or heard of an Italian teenager answer back to or swear at a policeman like Ming told us a while back Presumably you can't shoot youths for giving you cheek though! If you can I'm moving!!!

Lazy arse!

Would a gun help, Ming (the Tooled-up)?

Update - Demon Tweeks in Wrexham can get me ET20 front and ET30 rear which sounds more like it. Any thoughts, oh wise ones?

Does Italy have better crime figures as a result? PS Just interested, I don't disagree!

Afreemason/Glynn over at the OC seems to speak highly of these guys. I've spoken to them today and I suspect it's worth your while to give them a call, Sarnie. PS I'm not on commission (am I? )

Strangely, I like that. OMG strip lights under the car next.........

When you give the delivered price on the Nismo, is that after import taxes? Just want to be clear.

Just taken it back to Dixons (or Currys Digital as it is now) - not a word of apology and wouldn't meet their internet price on a Tom Tom One. Got my money back and won't be spending it there in future.

More info than we required, Bap!

C320 guys. Apparently the reset button isn't on the back and you have to start prizing off bits of plastic to get to it - not very convenient whilst you're driving! Methinks it's going back to be replaced with a Tom Tom as the consensus still seems to be that it's the best budget buy.

Dorian's c) suggestion is the one I'm really missing at the mo'. Need to filter out Sarnie and Liam's waffle. Can we have a button to do that Chris?

Was on my way to see an important client today, and meeting not one but two QCs there to boot. Meeting was 200 miles away in Ashington, north of Newcastle. Plugged in my trusty 3 month old Garmin sat nav and set off. Just got off the motorway and the screen freezes - nothing I do or press will make it move or indeed turn off - in fact it's probaly still on in the glovebox now. Of course I had not prepared any other navigation, streetmap print off etc. and had to wing it, arriving 20 mins late and very embarassed. Some may remember that this is the second Garmin I've bought since Xmas - the first one didn't manage to work at all! Hopefully, this will be a warning to anyone planning to buy from Garmin..... Rant over.

Hmmm. Food for thought there. Cheers.

Sounds like you need to lick Volks clean every night before bed! Jacko, you reading this?

Seems to have run out of ideas IMO

Says he with his missus sprawled over his bonnet!

Are you saying that pictures of bouncing breasts are better than me in full rock-star pose?

Not reading this thread anymore - it just upsets me!

Happy Birthday, fella! What pressies you got?

Jeeeesus, mate! That looks !!! You're one lucky b@stard! But what does it sound like......

Another very good point, my apologies Interesting though that no-one else has rushed to their defence. I suspect that most of us have had poor service from a franchised dealer (not necessarily Nissan) over the years and it colours our view of them. We can't tar them all with the same brush - John @ Holdcroft and Davros spring to mind - but if the dealers want to to turn around their image they really need to try harder to show they give a damn about us. My dealer has done nothing in the last 18 months to suggest that I am anything other than annoyance to them and that they are doing me a favour by selling me a car and then servicing it. Stealer seems a very apt description.......