Liam's Z

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 > and feels pretty good about the results. >> >> On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, > she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old > do you think I am?" >> >> "About 32", the clerk replies. >> >> "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. >> >> A little while later, she goes into McDonald's, and upon getting her > order, asks the counter girl the same question. >> >> She replies, "I'd guess about 29." >> >> The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." >> >> Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus > home, she asks an old man the same question. >> >> He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I > was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it > requires you to let me put my hands up your blouse and feel your > breasts. Then I can tell exactly how old you are." >> >> They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best > of the woman, and she finally said, "What the hell, go ahead." >> >> The old man slips both hands up her blouse, under her bra, and begins to > feel around. >> >> After a couple of minutes, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?" >> >> He removes his hands and says, "You are 47." >> >> Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing! How did you know?" >> >> The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

Very good mate

Little beauty

Gutted for you!

I was part of it anyway so don't care

LMAO

Still with them stupid fins on the rear bumper

Bowl of custard would of been more fitting

Nice one

LOL mine pisses in traffic 2

Agreed We can always name and shame by pm!!!

Question is - Why was he being recorded??? Setup!!!

Care to elaborate

Nice try Andy...... God can't you tell Dorian used to be a mod

Andy it's quite simple really,,, with the windows shut all the refrigerated air stays in the car, Instead of it rapidly dispersing out the nearest window!!! Setting the dial to circulate air from inside the car makes it even colder imo

Special type of Shafting Sarnie will be along shortly to put you back on track

I didnt think anyone else was watching Didn't really want 2 say anything, it get embarrassing after a while

LMAO Tim

Bloody hell, mate! I don't know what it is but the name sounds good. Are you sure you've posted on the right site! I think it's a special type of compression pistons!!!

Nice child

Taxi for Sarnie

Not dealers, Stealers

Jacko is correct Very easy to apply, waste of time/ pleasure employing a valeting company!!!

Mark Defo go Kuro but all I will say is it's extremely hard to keep clean Azure seems to be the most popular around Manchester !!! Std wheels are nicer imo, Ray's far to common If your local to Northwest, might be able to point you in the direction of a dealer who may be interested in taking a RX8 off your hands.... Liam

no pun intended!!!