MrsBiscuit

women don't understand as they only get the weak strain of flu, men get full blown influenza, its on a parallel with the ebola virus, and yet we struggle on, as if it was just petty lady flu i may be ill, but i'm still working, haven't stopped all day. then later on i'll crawl off to my oxygen tent for the night just to stay alive working all day - the biggest load of bull ever! - it is a sore throat and he hasn't worked, he put a dvd on, then promptly fell asleep in the chair, snored, ate something, went on the internet and that's pretty much it and rich you are very welcome to have our babies aka arnie in that film when he's preggers

Don't worry Husky I think he's being a bit of a wet wendy!!! I'm glad you like the avatar it took me a while! Good news everyone - i'm feeling slightly human again

what bloody crisps - I didn't ask for any crisps???? "who has been writing in my posts" said the mummy bear but you are quite right and yes I do want a drink - RICHARD GET ME A DRINK PLEASE

yes I should have thought - big and hairy you are bungle but seeing as I haven't met the others I don't know if there is someone bigger and hairyer than you therefore you are george I wear the trousers round here george. Now get me a drink and some crisps BITCH!

:shout: Oiiiiii - I thought this thread was supposed to be all about me, not you bloomin men thinking you can be in top gun, that is a very distance dream I know you are shocked by the truth but get over it! now a more down to earth trio I was thinking more Bungle, Zippy and George - now you can all fight over who is the fluffy gay pink hippo - I'm putting Rich up as a nominee for this role

you mean that slap??!! I have seen the jokes and oh dear I think the spare room is the right place for you hubs its all good fun!

I drive a limited edition z ..... its called the 350z golf - ever seen one they are very rare?! thanks for the drink hubs

I might be ill oh husband of mine but I aint stupid - if it's only £30 you could afford to get me a big get present by the way can you get me a drink please i would ask you in person but you're on the other side of the room and you can understand me on here even if it does take me twice as long to type at the moment

Hi everyone its Mrs Biscuit yes I'm still alive just about - with no tail or squeaks just real ill like never before!! thanks for all your well wishing and teasing it has put a smile on my face which is about all I can manage at the mo. oh well time off work !!!! well at least I'll have something to do now instead of watching this morning and re runs of diagnosis murder!