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  1. My best mate has a cab firm where the office is in a station car park and one of the clampers that had been fired gave him a set of all the keys to the clamps, every time they clamped some one he waited for them to leave and went and took it off leaving it in a neat pile on the floor :p We had hours of fun watching there faces when they returned looking for more victims :thumbs:

  2. I had a really weird nightmare about my car last night I dreamt that I opened my front door and a young boy and girl had written all over the side of my zed in chalk and were now wiping it off with brillo pads :rant: I woke up in a right state I thought my heart was going to burst out my chest. :sweat: It makes a change from the one I normally have where I dream that when I get back to where I thought I had parked it it’s no longer there.

     

    This got me thinking do any of you ever have dreams like this or am I just a bit weird?

     

    Its quite obvious your dreams carry hidden meanings. The car, I would suggest, represents a suppressed lust and a need to make mad violent love. This would be consistent with your horror at loosing this object of your desires in your second dream. Now the chalk (is it white or coloured by the way) I would suggest, represents a phallus with which you feel predisposed to use in a most horrid and demeaning way on this object of your desires :headhurt: . Now the brillo really worries me cos I believe your subconscious is telling you to use this to “rub†away this dirty, dirty, phallus and as tempting as a nice soapy brillo, might sound to you, I can assure you that you don’t want it any where near it :scare: . Lets face it, this is sure way of giving anyone a severe headache. Heed the warning young man and get rid of all your brillo pads from your house NOW. :lol:

     

     

    Brillo pads are gone and I am waiting for the unsuspecting wife to get home she may not be the object of my desires but I will have to make do :snog: Oh and the chalk was coloured :thumbs:

  3. Glad to see I am not alone :lol: Nixy if being seen on the loo is your worst nightmare don't ever go to the USA the gaps in the doors are huge my other half moans that it's like peeing with an audience :blush:

  4. I had a really weird nightmare about my car last night I dreamt that I opened my front door and a young boy and girl had written all over the side of my zed in chalk and were now wiping it off with brillo pads :rant: I woke up in a right state I thought my heart was going to burst out my chest. :sweat: It makes a change from the one I normally have where I dream that when I get back to where I thought I had parked it it’s no longer there.

     

    This got me thinking do any of you ever have dreams like this or am I just a bit weird?

  5. They thought I had apendicitus and I sat in hospital for 3 days it turned out to be Diverticular disease ( pockets in the stomach) that food can get stuck in and get infected. Common in over 60's but you can get it earlier in life (I'm 38 :wacko: . Hope you feel better soon :thumbs:

  6. 1. Dunker - dunker67

    2. Chersterfield - C3ALL

    3. M13KYF - M13KY F

    4. NEO - panead

    5. Holthero - Holtehero

    6. rmmackfc - V8RM

    7. Andy - V6 NOS

    8. Ian - Ian350Z

    9. P15UL T - P4UL T

    10. jimbadman - JimmyB206

    11. Rentech - rentech

    12. neodc - neodc1

    13. rtbiscuit - rtbiscuit

    14. xStric9x - xburlyx

    15. sake-bito - sakebito83

    16. Adriank - adriankoz

    17. MrLizard - Team Lizard or TeamLizard

    18. IanS16 - St0pDr0pNR0ll

    19. Beavis - beavis350z

    20. ARphotographs - scottish rawker

    21. dcash5 - dcash55

    22. Dene8 - DeneE

    23. BladesGrant - Grunster1980

    24. srobrien - Rossco39

    25. spr1ngy - Spr1ngY

    26. aka350z - ak2k

    27. helimeddaz - AXEMAN999

    28. Shaun1982 - ZedDrifter

    29. Harman350z - II Harman XD

    30. Maxi-Glasgow - Maxi1969

    31. Sarnie - Sarnie

    1. Dunker - dunker67

    2. Chersterfield - C3ALL

    3. M13KYF - M13KY F

    4. NEO - panead

    5. Holthero - Holtehero

    6. rmmackfc - V8RM

    7. Andy - V6 NOS

    8. Ian - Ian350Z

    9. P15UL T - P4UL T

    10. jimbadman - JimmyB206

    11. Rentech - rentech

    12. neodc - neodc1

    13. rtbiscuit - rtbiscuit

    14. xStric9x - xburlyx

    15. sake-bito - sakebito83

    16. Adriank - adriankoz

    17. MrLizard - Team Lizard or TeamLizard

    18. IanS16 - St0pDr0pNR0ll

    19. Beavis - beavis350z

    20. ARphotographs - scottish rawker

    21. dcash5 - dcash55

    22. Dene8 - DeneE

    23. BladesGrant - Grunster1980

    24. srobrien - Rossco39

    25. spr1ngy - Spr1ngY

    26. aka350z - ak2k

    27. helimeddaz - AXEMAN999

    28. Shaun1982 - ZedDrifter

    29. Harman350z - II Harman XD

    30. Maxi-Glasgow - Maxi1969

    31. Sarnie - Sarnie

    32. AndWood - xxxxxWOODYxxxxx

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