kingbiscuit

Some pictures from my trip to the Geneva Motor Show in March.

We built the Aston Martin, Jaguar and Land Rover Stands over there

First choice is/was a G Spyder but now being married with a kid on the way i suppose I should be sensible...........

Yes, Sarnies fun cars R.I.P

could always get an M5/AMG/Cayenne/Skoda fabia

I'm inbetween cars/ I'm saving, but am spending it quicker than i can currently saving

R35 next?

I'm afraid they only do it in sensible colours though

Guy I know is selling his Yellow Muciealago (No noddy mods though)

Who was slagging off mod choices??

 

Sarnie no longer as a yellow zed

Doesnt really matter as it was an alchohol fueled mood swing of mine.

Booze always gets me into trouble. Usually with the police

Whats sarnie driving now? I thought he didnt have his Lambo anymore

Like me then Rich.. but as I tell the ladies..

 

"I may have a small **** but i got a fast ass!"

:lol:

That rocks

 

Must give bigphil a call

 

But i bet my **** is still bigger than yours

I dont really hate yellow cars but I'm willing to go with it.

I was just pi**ed off at people jumping in and slagging off other peoples mod choices. So I decided to lay down some hate of my own and sarnies yellow car was the closest thing to slag off (poor sarnie)

P.S. Mine's tiny but my nads are the size of bagpipes

OK

You've been hounding me for weeks to finish the photoshop work on your car and I've finally completed them.

I think the mods you plan on getting are a little OTT but I hope I've achieved the look you were after.

Hope the final results work out well for you

Hey!!

You stole my pic!

Get your own Noddy car pic..... .......oh, I see you already have one

No competing here, you can have the swanhurst girls

 

But the trittiford road girls

Trittiford park.

I fell in the stingers there when I was 12 in just a pair shorts

I used to love the snakey worm thing climbing frame.

Wheelers Lane massiff

Then we are arch enemies

Competing for the affections of swanshurst girls up billesley common

Wannabe brummie

I still talk the talk.

Kings Eaf Massive

Near the airport

Oh, I see now why the bright colours... .....your sub let your car as a landing light for the planes

Thats not brum!!!!

Its Headlley heath in worcestershire really.

But we are in a bit of a grey (well green) area. We are bromsgrove council, whythall tel. no and a B'ham postcode.

What part of brum are you from?

Where in brum are you hiding that yellow submarine sarnie?

I can open jam jars with my dick and it smells like beef jerky

Beat that

What part of brum are you from?

Wythall(ish)

You want a **** shot? Sorry, i'm happily married

Dammit sarnie. I thought we were gonna be forever

It reminds me of a beatles album

Anyway. I think we've gone a bit.

I'm sure Sarnie has a huge penis BUT

:lol:

I agree about bodykits. I hate every single one apart from the Nismo kit

The only bodykit manufacturer that actually tests the aerodynamic qualities of their parts are Nismo and C West.

Cant go wrong with good ol overpriced nismo

1. Yellow cars are cool.

 

2. Silver cars are gash.

 

3. And i have a big ****

1. No

2. I agree (but it was cheap for a project car. I dont have as much money as you and dont get to choose colors from "noddys" pallette)

3. No, you lie. its like a shrivelled gherkin

LOL u dont mince your words like m8...i dont think the b pillar things is true.....but made ma laugh nevertheless

I only asked if the nismo wheels were coming to UK. Instead I get a load of messages saying what people hate.

I thought it was time for people to know what I hate.

I've been kind and not let people know what I thought about their cars but it seems like its a hatefest on people choices.

Got to be the most worthless mod ever.

You only see them when you open the doors.

Save your money.. .... or drive with the doors open

I have a crazy idea, buy some aftermarket Volks, Works, rotas, £100 halford chrome jobbies if your bored of seeing the same wheels.

 

There is plenty of choice out there if you step away from the nismo

Unfortunately aftermarket wheels and aftermarket bodykits tend to devalue your car. Thats why nismo is a safe bet.

I know when I was was looking for my Zed I totally disregarded a few good cars cos they had veilside version chav kits on them.

I didnt mind nismo upgrades as they are oem.

The LMGT4s are probably what I will go with. Everyone loves to jump in and say how shite they think stuff is when its only their opinion.

In my opinion every set of volks are sh*te and putting a carbon b pillar on your car is a sure fire way of saying I am a chav. Also anyone who lists a Z boot mat, Z floor mats and a luggage net as a mod is a n*b and anyone who buys a yellow car has a small c*ck