Irish joke !

[Dan]

"Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman,

walking up to the counter.

 

The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

 

"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was

Italian? demanded the Irishman indignantly." Or, if I asked for

German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" then, warming to his

theme, he went on:

 

"Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was

Jewish?

 

Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Would ya? Would Ya?"

 

The assistant said: "Well no".

 

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps

it up a gear. "And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I

was French?

 

What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

 

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says,

"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I

asked for Irish sausages?"

 

The assistant replied:

 

"Because you're in ***king Homebase."

[Liam's Z]

[Dash]

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