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>Something to make you laugh regarding promoting the sale of condoms!

Food for thought! LOL!

 

 

>Could you imagine if all the major retailers started making their own

>condoms

>but

>

>kept the same tag-lines...

>

>Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

>

>Tesco Condoms - every little helps

>

>Nike Condoms - Just do it

>

>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

>

>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

>

>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

>

>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

>

>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

>

>Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

>

>Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

>

>Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

>

>Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

>

>Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

>

>Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

>

>Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

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>**** Condoms - no comment required

>

>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

>

>Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the

>hardwork

>

>Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

>

>Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

>

>Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

>

>Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

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>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

>

>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30

>minutes

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>Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!

>

>Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

>

>Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

>

>Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

>

>AA Condoms - they're the 4th emergency service

>

>Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

>

>Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

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