Cocky Parrot

[Liam's Z]

A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a

large purple parrot in the seat next to him. The aircraft takes off and a pretty

flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate. Hey, bitch,

 

" says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!"

 

The flight attendant looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she

walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up, "Dammit, you lazy whore,

 

where's my whiskey? Hurry it up!"

 

Visibly flustered, the flight attendant hurries up the aisle and

returns quickly with the parrot's drink

 

Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some

quick service for himself. "Hey, slut," says the man, "get me a dry martini

 

and don't drag your sorry ass -- I want it right now!"

 

The flight attendant turns red with anger and runs to the front of the

plane. In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male flight

attendants. The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the

 

emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at 20,000 feet.

 

As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man, "Ya know,

for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls!"