Ungrateful Wife....

[Liam's Z]

Ungrateful Wife....

 

 

A woman came home early from shopping and found her husband in their

bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset,

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -a

faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

 

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened".

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and

this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and

defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed

that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that

she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home

and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you

wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing

devoured them in moments.

 

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was

doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I

threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer

jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say

they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your

anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good

taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you

don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at

the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like

them.."

 

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my

understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with

tears in her eyes and said, "Please........do you have anything else that your

wife doesn't use?