Liam's Z Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 >> >> A primary teacher starts a new job at Holy St Mary Mother of God RC >> primary >> school in Glasgow and, trying to make a good >> impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Celtic > fan. >> She asks her students to raise their hands if >> they, too, are Celtic fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand >> except >> one little girl. >> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Emma, why didn't >> you >> raise your hand"" >> >> "Because I'm not a Celtic fan," she replied.The teacher, still shocked > asks: >> "Well, if you're not a Celtic fan, then who are >> you a fan of?" I'm a Rangers fan, and proud of it," Emma replied. >> >> The teacher could not believe her ears. "Emma, why are you a Rangers >> fan?" >> "Because my mum and dad are from Govan, and my mum is a Rangers fan and >> my >> dad is a Rangers fan, so I'm a Rangers fan >> too!" >> >> "Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you >> to >> be a Rangers fan. You don't have to be just >> like your parents all of the time. >> >> What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car >> thief, what would you be then?" >> "Then," Emma smiled, "I'd be a Celtic fan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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