Little Emma

[Liam's Z]

>>

>> A primary teacher starts a new job at Holy St Mary Mother of God RC

>> primary

>> school in Glasgow and, trying to make a good

>> impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Celtic

> fan.

>> She asks her students to raise their hands if

>> they, too, are Celtic fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand

>> except

>> one little girl.

>> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Emma, why didn't

>> you

>> raise your hand""

>>

>> "Because I'm not a Celtic fan," she replied.The teacher, still shocked

> asks:

>> "Well, if you're not a Celtic fan, then who are

>> you a fan of?" I'm a Rangers fan, and proud of it," Emma replied.

>>

>> The teacher could not believe her ears. "Emma, why are you a Rangers

>> fan?"

>> "Because my mum and dad are from Govan, and my mum is a Rangers fan and

>> my

>> dad is a Rangers fan, so I'm a Rangers fan

>> too!"

>>

>> "Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you

>> to

>> be a Rangers fan. You don't have to be just

>> like your parents all of the time.

>>

>> What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car

>> thief, what would you be then?"

>> "Then," Emma smiled, "I'd be a Celtic fan."