Liam's Z Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 A man owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The New Mexico Wage & Hour Dept claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher. Quote
Sarnie Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 Old ones always the best Doesn't apply to women though! Quote
lomoto Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 Old ones always the best Doesn't apply to women though! Sometimes Quote
Sarnie Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 Old ones always the best Doesn't apply to women though! Sometimes Nah. Quote
lomoto Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 Old ones always the best Doesn't apply to women though! Sometimes Nah. Old, rich ones Quote
Sarnie Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 Old ones always the best Doesn't apply to women though! Sometimes Nah. Old, rich ones Still old Baggy skin Quote
lomoto Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 Old ones always the best Doesn't apply to women though! Sometimes Nah. Old, rich ones Still old Baggy skin I didnt mean that old, What are you MAD ?? Quote
Sarnie Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 Old ones always the best Doesn't apply to women though! Sometimes Nah. Old, rich ones Still old Baggy skin I didnt mean that old, What are you MAD ?? Good fun making there teeth rattle Quote
AndyC Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Old ones always the best Doesn't apply to women though! Sometimes Nah. Old, rich ones Still old Baggy skin I didnt mean that old, What are you MAD ?? Good fun making there teeth rattle Sarnie, you're just wrong!!! Quote
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